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Meet the Chemiballs; the Active Actinides

The actinides are famous for being very radioactive and generally not safe to be around. They contain a few elements that are very interesting and important. But also a whole lot of very obscure and boring elements (I didn't draw those).

They are one of the two rows awkwardly separated underneath the periodic table, the other being the Lanthanides (which I have not drawn any of yet, sorry).

Both of these make up the f orbital block (which is to say their valence electrons orbit in a very strange shape). The f block technically should be placed between the transition metals and alkali earth metals. But isn’t because that would make the table far too long to fit on the walls of chemistry classrooms.

Uraniumball and Enrichedtangle
Actiniumball, the Actinidest Actinide. Actinium glows!
A Protactiniumball. It's called that because it decays into an Actiniumball. 
This is the equivalent of naming neptunium “protoprotactinium”. 
I would be annoyed that its discoverers gave it such an uninspired name if the element itself wasn’t so uninspiring. It's a truely completely useless and uninteresting element.
Thoriumball!
Look at that sassy little Neptuniumball, heckin' radioactive waste gremlin.
Plutoniumball being simultaneously radioactive, fissile, toxic, and pyrophoric, also kinda heavy, it can kill you in literally every way it's possible for an element to do that. Fun!
AMERICIUMBALL, FUCK YEAH! GONNA SAVE THE MUTHA FUCKIN' DAY (by being in fire detectors and detecting fires), YEAH!
Meet the Chemiballs; the Active Actinides
Ravings of a Mad Scientist
Did you know that Uraniumball is not the only radioactive element people use to make energy or warcrimes? There's a whole buncha them!

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