Empires Smp Scott - Tumblr Posts

3 years ago

Jimmy: Is something burning? 
Scott, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. 
Jimmy: Scott, the toaster is literally on fire.


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3 years ago

Why

Why does everyone who still loves flower husbands(despite it being dead) sound like they’re going through a break up


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3 years ago

Jimmy: Dress like shit I’m high as fuck on drugs, all the time. I got two two fucking boyfriends one of them I married too ya gotta guess-


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