Jimmy: Is Something Burning? Scott, Leaning Seductively On The Counter: Just My Desire For You. Jimmy:

Jimmy: Is something burning? 
Scott, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. 
Jimmy: Scott, the toaster is literally on fire.

* holds Jimmy gently *

I wanna wrap him in a soft blanket and keep him safe from harm, but I also want to him hit with a stick

Oli Empires season 1 lore headcanon

Oli: He was found asleep at the bottom of the sea and Lizzie and Jimmy took him in and decided he was their cousin. Oli was the child of a younger amphibious being who lived next to the jungle. The amphibious being died trying to protect him and Oli then fell into a deep slumber. He grew up loving music and was always interested in pandas and his favorite flower was the lotus. He stayed with Jimmy when Lizzie left the ocean but a curse laid upon him made him go into a deep slumber at the bottom of the sea, only to awaken when Queen Lizzie put the curse away.

More about the curse: Oli has a curse on him that can only be temporarily cured by Lizzie and his mother. The curse happened as an act of retribution against his mother who lied to one of the ocean gods, that is also why Oli was the only egg his mother laid. Olis mother was an axolotl siren who tricked a god to get what she wanted.

More about his relationship with Callum: Oli was very interested by Callum and his six tails, they looked so fluffy and so did his ears. Callum doesn’t really like water but was quite intrigued, he always had an interest in fishfolk because they were quite similar too him. Outcasted. And Oli was so sweet to Callum and Callum was very soft towards him and even let him touch his tails.

The Ending for Oli: As the ocean empire drained and Lizzie forgot who she was Oli fell into a deep slumber while Callum held him in his arms screaming too not leave him as he sat in front of his burning empire.

Tw: Mention of Guns

I just want Jimmy to go to peoples houses put a gun up to their head and smile so angelically like he could never do anything wrong

It was a genderbend Zelink fic on ao3

Sometimes I think about that fic I read where they called a womb a fertile baby chamber

Uh so does anyone wanna hear about YouTubers who were not in empires season lore headcanons? Because I don’t know if people want to hear about that and read all of it because I have it ready but I just don’t know