Embarrassing - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
One time when I was out eating with friends, we were all swapping injury stories so I decided to tell the story of when I got a massive splinter. So I say
“Once I was on my cousins huge deck-“ but before I could finish the sentence, everyone burst out laughing. Confused, I kept asking what was so funny? Everyone just kept laughing until one of my friends said (or more sang) “Sweet home Alabama”
Moral of the story, the word deck can easily be misheard as dick.
So I'm trans, and I'm just now starting to get the effects in my chest, and I meant to message my trans girl friend since she's already been through all this, and I sent it to a cis male friend. I'm not sure if he even knows I started HRT, he has absolutely 0 context. ☠️☠️☠️
Just trying to sleep, but ofc my brain is like "remember that time you got indirectly asked out in a wave pool, then awkwardly without saying a word, slowly shuffled away in the water. That was embarrassing." come on brain that happened like idk…three years ago?
(via "Sheepy Rumination - but why?! " Magnet for Sale by Queueka)
How does it feel to finally have the irl Ler you've been wanting for so long?
Hope at the end of the day you achieve your goal.
AGHZHDSIFN, HOW DO I DESCRIBE THIS?! IT FEELS GOOD BUT LIKE?? SO FLUSTERING?!!?
I hate u sometimes.
One time in my early puberty years I only had an older sister and no one told me how to "relieve stress" so I didnt know what to do with myself when I got in one of those moods. So I was in my room all hot and bothered and I thought I should take a picture of myself so I found this disposable camera and took a dick pic and then realized my mistake, for some reason I didnt just throw it away and I hid it somewhere. I havent known where it is for like years so one of three things happened either my mom threw it away because she was too lazy to develop it, she had to embarrasingly accept nude photos of her 10 yo from a guy at walgreens, or a perverted walgreens employee has pictures of me naked from 5th grade
I will not tolerate sexual dm's but yet you're literally in the sexual side of Tumblr. Absolutely clowning. 🤡🫵🏼
man ur anonymous stfu also did i or did i not say my blog wasnt gonna be abt older people anymore☠️...get ur facts straight then talk to be u obese monster u big belly fat piece of shit i already know ur big as shit huffing and puffing typing that u big tea pot sized bitch get talk to me in dms then talk to me u fugly looking rat i already know ur balding no hair line probably got like 2 kids and cheating on his wife get your dick checked cus it probably got cheese and hiv on it stupid ass hoe if u payed attention more to work then finding kids to have sex with maybe ur life wouldn't be completely useless my personal opinion is for u to kill your self the world is better off without a fat faced bitch like you slit ur wrists and kill your self so ur family can actually have something to be proud of you for u fattie pattie
for a good long while (either because i was a very sheltered child or just early asexual ignorance™) i thought that "bedroom eyes" just meant that they were really sleepy and tired so i thought the universal symbol for smexy time meant they looked like this
Aw, would you look at that! Inky is embarrassed!~
She will take off your head later :)
Time took: about 5 minutes
GUYS
I JUST WAVED AT MY DAD (as you do) AND ANOTHER GUY THOUGHT I WAS WAVING AT HIM
I WAS ON THE OTHER END OF THE SCENARIO
I NOW KNOW TRUE POWER
So I was travelling back to hostel and was sitting beside this girl. 3 hours into the journey I had my earphones on and she turned towards me with a maaza in her hands.
I thought she was offering me her drink or a sip out of courtesy. So I nodded my head no telling her I don't want to drink it.
But she she kept pushing it towards me and said something. So I removed my earphones and she said "please ise khol dena "
She wasn't offering me her drink y'all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
She was asking me to OPEN IT💀👍
I was red with embarrassment somehow opened it for her
I still want to dig a hole and crawl into it.
Baithe bithae bezzati ho gayi bhai!
>Gets board on the bus
>Opens tumbler
>First post is a pic of Falin's tits
>Quickly closes tumbler and looks around
>The guy behind me was staring at me (I'm pretty sure he saw but idfk)
I'm about to fucking kill myself
...Usually applies to Tumblr...
But also applies for this situation: Just Practicing
Its so embarrassing to send ONE snap to someone and suddenly they’re on my bestfriend-list for weeks