Just Trying To Sleep, But Ofc My Brain Is Like "remember That Time You Got Indirectly Asked Out In A

Just trying to sleep, but ofc my brain is like "remember that time you got indirectly asked out in a wave pool, then awkwardly without saying a word, slowly shuffled away in the water. That was embarrassing." come on brain that happened like idk…three years ago?

my ender friend keeps teleporting out of my boat, how do I keep him in the boat indefinitely?

If I proposed to you like this would you say yes?

Enemies to lovers, but without violence.

Now hear me out, the setting a coffee shop, two regulars who hate each other for some reason unknown, and one barista documenting the interactions between the two.

They both do petty things to spite one another, and the whole book is written from the baristas view. Lacking any details, because they're strangers. The whole thing is barista watching two customers glare at one another and one "accidentally" spill coffee on the others computer, which has their completed english final on it. Maybe one of them asks the barista to put extra milk in the others coffee, pretending that the other wanted extra milk. The barista does so, even though they know damn well the other person gets explosive diarrhea from dairy, had to clean the bathroom at the end of their shift once.

Of course this is a public place, so the regulars try and be discreet about their hate for each other. Whispering insults, silent mime-ing arguments, and glaring contests.

None of the stuff that happens outside the coffee shop would be written, unless it's the barista looking at their fridge pondering the expiration date of some cheese, but it's heavily implied that the two regulars have interactions outside the shop.

I am a self loathing slave to procrastination, and the door is open. I have absolutely nothing keeping me here, but my need to not stand up and walk away.

On that note, does anyone have study tips for a class (that I hate) with three hour long lecture videos I need to take notes on. There's also a pesky 'close program' button seducing me into leaving behind responsibility for a better date with the tv?

I have two choices right now.

I can go to sleep right now and wake up early and give my self plenty of time before work

Or I can stay up late to finish the assignment

The question is, can I trust myself to wake up early? I'm sure we all know the answer, but testing that theory is very tempting.