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you... huh.

how bsd men will react when they find out you hide important things between your boobs. THIS IS SUCH AN INTERESTING REQUEST!!!

[ ft. fyodor, chuuya, and ranpo ]

I love that you put Fyodor for a request like this

First things first, Fyodor probably realized without any particular reveal on your part. He was a logical guy, and the least he could do was appreciate the logic on your part (he appreciates your boobs, too). Maybe if he got drunk (uncommon, but not impossible if it's with you) he'd ask for your car keys but take them himself. To be honest, he wouldn't react much, but he'd certainly take advantage of the option. Still... he's important to you, isn't he? (pls that was a dirty joke if you don't get it look at the first sentence and the keyword important things between you boobs)

Chuuya does not see it coming. When he sees it happen, he looks away fricking immediately and does not say. a. word. The woman was too stunned to speak type thing. Anyways, he at first starts to offer to carry things for you. He could easily protect you or hold your things any day, so there's no need for you to hide anything or hold anything when he's around! This precious man tries harder to be useful <33 If he sees you doing it in front of him again, he'll try and hold it himself, but that just makes things more awkward, so you two really just go silent for a little while afterward.

Of course he'd figure that shit out quickly. He'd probably even ask to hide candy with you a lot but not actually say shit about it. He more so takes it as a "You can carry all that around like that, so carry me everywhere too!" You really just become a professional carrier for his stuff, but some other days he'll demand piggy-back rides or to be carried princess style around the office (lowkey the best days).

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Sorry this was short! I'm wavering between a few obsessions right now, and then just my damn schedule is PACKEDDD with dumbass things, so I usually write my stuff pretty late (I live in California).

"𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐎𝐍, 𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐒!"

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑/𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍: 𝐄𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐀𝐖𝐀 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐏𝐎

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐄: 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓(𝐀 𝐁𝐈𝐓)

𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐒: 𝐒𝐇𝐄/𝐇𝐄𝐑

𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄: 𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒

Firstly, He is 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 the world's best detective. Why did you have to come around?

You were the newest member of the agency, a smart one at that. You had an ability called 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝑻𝒐 𝑨 𝑪𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒆. Your ability allows you to find lots of clues about any case., which gives you major details so you don't have to investigate further. Everyone adored your ability, which he grew jealous of by the second.

Anyone would notice by now that Ranpo was jealous just by his mood and how demanding he was today. He was roughly chewing on his candy while watching Kirako then Atsushi, then Kunikida complimenting you.

His day got even more worse when everyone was busy with their own work, it was only you and Ranpo who were free so the president assigned you both on a case.

"Whatever." Was the only thing he said while sucking on his lollipop he ordered Atsushi to buy for him. You smirked at him, you knew he was jealous. But you didn't care anyway.

Once you two arrived at the scene, you started to go on with your ability, not even giving Ranpo a chance to speak. You started to explaining the details on what happened, the police look around based on what you've told them to do, turns out you were speaking truth.

On the way back, Ranpo pouted at you. "Hey! You didn't even let me do anything! I'm suppose to be the greatest detective here. Hey!! are you listening to me?!"

You sighed. You thought 'Maybe I took this a little bit too far..?'

"Fine, fine. Sorry, Okay?" You rolled your eyes and looked away. You smirked. "Oh c'mon! It's not like you're the better one. Our intelligence ties."

He let out a "Hmph!" but his aura changed suddenly, he looked up to you. With his emerald-colored eyes open, he yells with confidence, "𝗙𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗼𝗻, 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗲𝘀!"

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