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Dragon Slayer Headcanons

For the lovely @drxgonkeep I love your blog! Dragon Slayer family is the best!Now for my own Dragon Slayer headcanons

-They have monthly meetings, if you don’t show up you will get the deadly Wendy puppy face, then Carla will claw you for making Wendy upset

-Don’t make Wendy upset

-Just don’t

-Erik (or cobra but I call him Erik) and Laxus are usually brooding in the background

-Laxus’ coat is his one true love

-Natsu has proven this fact

-It resulted in many injuries

-Rouge and Sting spend the whole first meeting trailing after Natsu and Gajeel like lost puppies

-But then Wendy thinks there so cool and they actually are about to cry

-W: Are you crying?

-S: No! I got something in my eye!

-the exceeds have there own meeting too, no humans allowed unless they bring either fish or kiwis (Lily x kiwi am I right?)

-Since the exceeds aren’t there during dragon slayer meetings they end up doing stupid shit

-Who knew Natsu had the whole hamilton sound track memorized, and could sing it perfectly

-Erik complained and called him a nerd

-Natsu begged Laxus for weeks to play it over his speaker

-Eventually Laxus relented and played Natsu’s favorite song, burn

-Gajeel tried to sing along but got punched in the face

-A fight started

-Singing is no longer allowed at dragon slayer meetings

-Sting claims Laxus as one of his own since they both have blonde hair

-Laxus tries to ignore him

-Laxus calls him Natsu 2.0

-Sting’s surprisingly okay with it

-Rouge and Erik bond over what idiots the others are

-they both like silence so I can see them getting along

-Wendy gets along with everyone, but she has a special friend ship with each of them

-Erik once drank ten gallons of pickle juice to prove a point

-Wendy fainted because she doesn’t like sour things

-Erik was yelled at

-Erik doesn’t like being yelled at, so he left

-Wendy woke up and was upset that she made Erik go away so the others had to bring him back

-Erik wasn’t smug at all

-But he told Wendy it was the idiot’s fault not hers

-Sting once asked Gajeel out on a date on a dare

-Gajeel laughed in his face and walked away

-Sting is still miffed about it

-Wendy likes to play with the other dragon slayers’ hair

-Gajeel’s is her favorite since it’s so long

-She once put his hair in pigtails

-Everyone else laughed at him

-So Wendy put all of their hair in pigtails except for Laxus who escaped with his lightning body

-He was later cornered and forced to let Wendy put his hair in pigtails

-There is no escape from the pigtails

-Natsu tried to make food for them once, he ended up giving them food poisoning

-Except for Wendy and Erik

-Erik laughed

-Wendy healed everyone

-Natsu has a forever ban from the kitchen

A/N: comment your own headcanons or requests them! Whether it be more dragonslayer headcanons, a ship, a brotp, anything!