Derek Hale Headcanons - Tumblr Posts

A few Sarah x Derek canons cuz I wanted to do this.

Sarah: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Derek: You mean literally or figuratively?

Sarah: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Sarah: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Derek: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Sarah: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Sarah: How do I deal with my enemies?

Derek: Kill them

Sarah: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Derek: Kill them only a little?

Sarah, pointing: May I sit there?

Derek: That's my lap

Sarah: That doesn't answer my question, Derek.

Sarah: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Derek: Thank you

Sarah: I didn't say that was a good thing

Derek: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.