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Brothers, amirite?

Saw someone comment this on a Batman Arkham gameplay about Poison Ivy and I have never laughed out so hard-
“I wanna grind her up and smoke her”
^ Put that on a shirt NOW

(A few of my favs and their particular ways of saying hello to others 🤭 ! )
A Damian twitter post for you all
Based on this tiktok.

I just know Jason is so fed up with the rest of the Batfam not knowing how much of a shitbag Dick was when he was a teenager. I know this man looks like a complete nutcase when he tries to convince Tim or Damian that Dick had his asshole phase, too. Don’t believe his fucking golden boy, depressed, running on fumes, burnt out, “I’d give everything and then some for the good of the world” act. He’s a lying liar that lies. It’s ALL lies.

Mr. Professional Older Brother was a goddamn menace to society, and Jason Todd is gonna PROVE IT, DAMNIT.
“I know what you are,” says Jason.
“Lol,” says Dick. “Lmao.”
Imagine Bart Allen in heelies
As a girl who likes other girls and person who has boobs I have a bone to pick with some comic book artists. You need to start understanding boob physics better. I get putting female characters in clothes that show off a characters boobs. It’s fun and lets you show off all the results anatomy work you have done. But I hate putting big chested women in these nonsense bra situations. But in order for you to get what I mean you must understand why boobs are so great.
They are soft, squishy and nice to nap on or hold. But because they are soft and squishy they move around a lot and need support (in bigger chests) so they don’t get in the way or cause pain.
So when you draw these characters doing things like fighting and flying in battle with nothing holding her boobs in place. I’m going to have a few questions about why her boobs aren’t moving. Now you might say she an alien/bulletproof/non human. but now I know that a bullet cannot make her boobs move like I sure in hell have no chance of being able to squish them or lay my head down on them. Because those things are not boobs they are pointy rocks. They are hard and seemingly have none of the other qualities that make boobs enjoyable. So instead of drawing a character in a good (possibly sexy) bra situation you have now created a character with rock tits and taken all the joy out of their boobs. 😔
Also another thing is that some artists can only seem to draw one maybe two types of boobs and it’s usually skinny with boobs or fat women with boobs. Which makes me mad because there are way different types of bodies and boobs. Also it can be confusing for example I was reading a comic where one female character goes “I know I am not busty like her..” and I had to step back from it because I genuinely think that their boobs were (or maybe just looked) the exact same size.
I know this is a weird thing to get hung up on but I think it be great to see more diversity in character boobs. Like you can have two different characters who are the exact same height, weight and bra size and their boobs are still different. I think all boob types are beautiful and deserve to be represented not just the type that the artist has chosen.
Sorry if this didn’t make sense or sounded weird I just wanted to get it out. To see if maybe other people have noticed it.
Batfam fic idea
Jason mysteriously dies at the hands of some random criminal. But Jason prepared this time and in his will states that if he is murdered they have to avenge his death by killing his murderer. The rest of the family reluctantly accepts this and goes after the poor guy. Who is now being talked about as if he was Jason’s greatest enemy and the battle they fought was an intense emotional fight. Then when confronting the guy he says something like “he wouldn’t want you to do this.”
The batfam just stare at him in confusion and say “have you ever even met him?”
Long story short they kill him. Then a week later Jason shows back up and everyone like “you’re alive!? What happened?”
Jason admits that he had meaning to take a break for a while. Due to feeling burnt out and when he got beat by that complete nobody it was his sign to take a vacation. He left a message with Damian who wasn’t listening to him and forgot completely about the call. Hence why when the rumours of his death came and no one could get a hold of him they just assumed that he was dead.
Damian Wayne is failing his English class and no one can convince me otherwise.

Omg he killed Robin
So this not exactly fully mine
