HEEHEEHEE.

HEEHEEHEE….

A shitty, 5-second night shot clip of Red Hood in the full suit goes viral: it's him casually walking next to a street cat, pausing to look at it, and meowing once.

When he learns about the video, Jason fully expects to be mercilessly mocked by his friends and family.

What actually happens is much worse.

...Because Tim and Steph band together with Roy to steal his helmet and replace it with a version with cat ears.

The fact that Jason calling Tim his replacement isn't canon and Dick calling Jason his replacement is.

Lazarus water, Joker toxin, whatever the fuck Bruce did, Gotham water, random bullshit he's been dunked in, magic(????).

Jason is just slowly becoming a toxic, radioactive soup of a person. Geiger counters go off near him.

Two souls, connected by fate and cursed to be forever reincarnated until they…… Yeah, they have no idea. Are they supposed to fight? Bring balance to the universe?? Get married??? Aren’t these types of curses supposed to have a prophecy or something?!

Clark: *Out of curiosity* How did all four of you even become Robin

Dick: My parents died in the circus

Jason: I stole Bruce's tyres off of the batmobile

Tim: I stalked him

Damian: I'm his only biological son and there's no refund button