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Matt: Nice work.

Peter: Thanks, Dad.

*Jess, Danny, Luke, and Wade all stop their conversations in their tracks and stare at Peter*

Peter: Why is everyone staring at me?

Luke: You just called Matt "Dad." You said, "Thanks, Dad."

Peter: What? No, I didn't. I said "Thanks, Man."

Matt: ...Do you see me as a father figure, Peter?

Peter, now panicking: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Wade: Hey, show your father some respect!

Peter: I didn't call him Dad!!

Matt: No, no, no, no, Peter. I take it as a compliment.

Danny: It's not a big deal. I called Joy "Mom" once!

Jess: I'm not going to touch that. But you calling Matt "Daddy"-

Peter: Hey, "Daddy" is not on the table here.

The goon they're interrogating atm: But you did call him "Dad," dude.

Peter: No one cares about your opinion. You're a nazi, idiot. Anyway, I did not call Matt "Dad."

Matt: I believe you,

Peter: Thank you!

Matt: son. Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

Peter, voice breaking: ...I'd like that.