B99 Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Matt: Nice work.

Peter: Thanks, Dad.

*Jess, Danny, Luke, and Wade all stop their conversations in their tracks and stare at Peter*

Peter: Why is everyone staring at me?

Luke: You just called Matt "Dad." You said, "Thanks, Dad."

Peter: What? No, I didn't. I said "Thanks, Man."

Matt: ...Do you see me as a father figure, Peter?

Peter, now panicking: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Wade: Hey, show your father some respect!

Peter: I didn't call him Dad!!

Matt: No, no, no, no, Peter. I take it as a compliment.

Danny: It's not a big deal. I called Joy "Mom" once!

Jess: I'm not going to touch that. But you calling Matt "Daddy"-

Peter: Hey, "Daddy" is not on the table here.

The goon they're interrogating atm: But you did call him "Dad," dude.

Peter: No one cares about your opinion. You're a nazi, idiot. Anyway, I did not call Matt "Dad."

Matt: I believe you,

Peter: Thank you!

Matt: son. Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

Peter, voice breaking: ...I'd like that.

The middle section of Nimona was basically:

“life is unpredictable, not everything is in our control, but if we are with the right people we can handle everything. ”

Adler: I can’t believe I’ve been married to an idiot for 35 years.

Josep: I can’t believe it either!

Two Original Characters, Josep and Adler! Might post more of them, because I love them 💜✨

Miranda: If I run and leap at Brian, he will most certainly catch me.

Miranda: IN COMING! *Sprints at Brian full speed*

Brian: NO! I’M HOLDING COFFEE!!

Brian: *Drops his coffee on the floor and catches Miranda*