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4 years ago

Kevin.Is.Twelve Inches Taller.Than.Aaron.

just think about that for a moment.

(*gasp* I just realised, I was wrong. If Aaron’s 5 foot and Kevin’s 6’2 and there are 12 inches in a foot.. it’s fourteen inches what the hell)


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1 year ago

Imagine being poor Wymack for a moment.

You get Neil Josten in a total of eight fits. He refuses to get more clothes. Your team has to trick, drag or torment him into purchasing clothing. Your saving grace is Andrew Minyard who you’re pretty sure is just buying clothes for the boy to stare at him. You will not complain because at least he’s getting clothes.

Jean Moreau is dropped on your girlfriend’s doorstep by one of your many children that come from mob backgrounds. He too has a closet that you could fit in a child’s backpack. You refuse to deal with this one. This is a Trojan problem.

And a year prior you got Kevin Day. Who came with who knows how many outfits. Probably like two or less. He at least seems to enjoy shopping.

You are worried for these mob children and their lack of extra pants.


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