champagne-monstrosity - Whatever I Feel Like, Okay?
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Whatever I Feel Like, Okay?

Just Deal With It.

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champagne-monstrosity
1 year ago

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

champagne-monstrosity
1 year ago
champagne-monstrosity
1 year ago

Over 11 million tumblr folk officially not named Ashley!

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

champagne-monstrosity
2 years ago
champagne-monstrosity - Whatever I Feel Like, Okay?
champagne-monstrosity
2 years ago

Ok just for curiosity reasons

I genuinely hate to say this but please reblog if you hit the like button for a larger sample size thank you <3

champagne-monstrosity
2 years ago
champagne-monstrosity
2 years ago

Also reblog if you vote pls like why do y'all never reblog anything

champagne-monstrosity
3 years ago
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Alright kids, buckle up because I have a Hot Take regarding Elizabeth, Jack, and Greek mythology. And as usual, tumblr is killing the gif quality. Click to actually read it.

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champagne-monstrosity
3 years ago

Klaus: The world doesn't revolve around you, Five.

Five: Oh yeah? Hey, Vanya!

Vanya: Yeah?

Five: Run around me in a circle for a little bit.

Vanya: Why?

Five: I'm trying to prove a point, just do it.

Vanya: *starts running around Five in a circle*

Five, to Klaus: Now it does.

champagne-monstrosity
4 years ago

watch until the very end

champagne-monstrosity
4 years ago

i still can't believe unus annus was real like. that's a thing that mark and ethan did. they did a video EVERY SINGLE DAY and then deleted it. and I was a part of it. life is good sometimes.

champagne-monstrosity
4 years ago

I hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like.. idk…?? I want to have my own kitchen… and I want to know every poem by heart… and uhh.. I want to be kissed in the rain … etc etc .. my heart is very little and I dont want it to break

champagne-monstrosity
4 years ago

Oh my god. I just spent that last ten minutes trying to figure out why my eyes were so freaking dry until I realised that I accidentally washed my face with salt water AH


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champagne-monstrosity
4 years ago
Youre Telling Me This Thing Is 13 Years Older Than Me?He Is Literally A Twelve Year Old With A Moustache

You’re telling me this thing is 13 years older than me?He is literally a twelve year old with a moustache wtf


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champagne-monstrosity
4 years ago

Kevin.Is.Twelve Inches Taller.Than.Aaron.

just think about that for a moment.

(*gasp* I just realised, I was wrong. If Aaron’s 5 foot and Kevin’s 6’2 and there are 12 inches in a foot.. it’s fourteen inches what the hell)


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champagne-monstrosity
4 years ago

Sagittarius. What’s geometry? I literally don’t know.

fuck every other personality test, reblog this with your sign and whether you were better at algebra or geometry


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4 years ago
champagne-monstrosity
4 years ago

Jellyfish are underrated


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champagne-monstrosity
4 years ago

I just started watching Teen Wolf™️ and I must say, Stiles? Magnificent.


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champagne-monstrosity
4 years ago

So I finally convinced my sister to read The Raven Cycle, and we’re just in the kitchen chillin and she turns the last page of The Raven King and I witness her go, “BUT NOAH” and I think that says it all


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champagne-monstrosity
6 years ago
champagne-monstrosity
6 years ago

Imagine the Bluesy wedding

Ronan, surprisingly, does not hide his glee.

He’s been planning stuff for this occasion for a while.

Because he wants to see his ‘parents’ happy.

Even if they are gross.

He also nominates himself as the wedding planner.

Like, immediately after they announce their engagement he declares that he’ll take care of everything.e

Blue and Gansey shrug and say “Well, why not?”

“Blue, Gansey, I’m going to make sure you have a dream wedding.”

“Oh that’s swee–Wait. When you say dream wedding, do you mean ‘dream wedding’ or ‘dream wedding’?”

“Did I stutter?”

Ronan begrudgingly allows Helen to be co-wedding planner.

He also begrudgingly realizes that this was a good idea because she remembered the important things. Namely, the marriage certificate and arranged for a Justice of the Peace for the vows.

Things Ronan forgot were important and didn’t remember until the day of.

Things he was frantically trying to dream up last minute and not let Gansey, Adam, Blue or Calla know.t h

They will never, ever know.

Ronan and Adam are co-best man.

Henry is Blue’s bro-of-honor.

He takes it seriously. Too seriously.

He wanted to wear a dress. Blue said no.

He does get a bouquet.

He has a vision board for this wedding. He’s been Pinteresting for months.

Ronan exercises great restraint to not kill Henry when he criticizes Ronan’s floral centerpieces.

“Look at the vision board, Ronan. Study it. Feel it. Become one with it.” “That board is going to become one with you in a minute, Cheng.”

Helen and Ronan yell at each other about different shades of colors  and which one is the best.

Adam watches these fights and supports both Helen and Ronan equally.

“I’m your boyfriend, you’re contractually obligated to side with me!” “Except when you’re wrong, Ro.”

He has no idea what they are talking about or who is actually right and honestly doesn’t care.

He just likes the drama.

It’s better than any reality TV show.

They host the wedding in the backyard of 300 Fox Way.

It’s a lot smaller than Gansey’s parents prefer, and they even offered to get National Cathedral as the ceremony venue, but if getting married in a backyard under a beech tree makes their son happy they’ll go with it.

They also have the wedding on Halloween, because 1: they can and want to, 2: they can pass off flower girl Opal’s hooves as good costume pieces for a faun, and 3: Blue’s always wanted a Halloween wedding where she doesn’t have to wear a traditional dress.

She dresses in a blue gown, and looks like a princess from Glendower’s time.

Her hair is more than a little spiky though.

Gansey wears a crown and is dressed like a king.

If you look closely enough, you see the ravens in the crown’s design.

Gansey’s parents are suddenly really glad that it is a small wedding.

“Opal, stop eating those flowers! You’re supposed to throw them!”

“Can I eat them after I throw them?” “… Yes.”

“Wow, these decorations are truly magical.” “Yeah. Magical…”

Maura and Calla both walk Blue down the aisle.

All three plus Gansey cry.

It is the second time in Ronan’s life he’s had his tie on correctly.

He asked Adam to do it, to make sure it was perfect.

Blue and Gansey each light a candle before exchanging vows, one for Persephone and one for Noah.

Blue has a special dance with the Gray Man, her step-dad and the father figure in her life.

Aretmus doesn’t technically show up, but he leaves a beech tree sapling as a gift.

As they watch the Pig drive off with the happy couple, Adam whispers to Ronan, “So, how much time do you need before planning another one of these?”

“Parrish, that better not be how you propose to me.”

“Oh, it’s not. I’ve got something planned.”

Ronan has something planned, too.

“I think an early fall wedding would be nice. At the Barns.”

“I think that would be perfect.”