Dadimus Prime - Tumblr Posts
Optimus, texting: Where are you? Hot Rod: Give me a minute, I can't find my comm Optimus: Okay Optimus: Optimus: You're killing me. Hot Rod? You're killing your father.
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dadimus
prompt suggested by @bluepandaninja5
yes
ok bye
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TF FANS PLEASE CONSIDER
Sparkling!Bumblebee (I’m imagining TFP as I always do, but go ahead and headcanon any ’Bee you want) being so small and tiny that when Optimus Prime transforms, he can just plop ’Bee into his passenger seat and buckle him in to carry him around. When they’re not zooming around to get to places, Optimus will park and let ’Bee sit in his driver’s seat. ’Bee excitedly grips the steering wheel and mimes driving, and enthusiastically yells “BEEP!” to pretend he’s honking the horn. Eventually, when ’Bee is a little older, Optimus will explain to him that his semi truck horn is different from the regular Vehicon horns, but in the meantime, Optimus plays along, and even honks for ’Bee to make the little sparkling think it was his doing. And ’Bee clambers all over Optimus’ seats, and clicks buttons left and right, even though he has no idea what they do. When ’Bee finally gets tuckered out and falls asleep, Optimus switches on his engine, only to discover that his hazards, wipers, and heater are all going at once, very noisily; and he has to urgently shut them off before the mechanical symphony wakes up his son.
Bumblebee: am I in trouble
Optimus Prime: have a guess
Bumblebee: no
Optimus Prime: have another guess
Barricade sites next to bumblebee: hi
Bumblebee moves away a little: hello
Barricade: what i don't bite 😏
Optimus Prime slams his hand down on the table: I do 😠
Bumblebee: oh my God 😑
Bumblebee pointing to a high shelf: hey can you get me that
Crosshair: awwwww is the little sparkling to short to reach the top shelf 🤪
Bumblebee: what the actual fuck- 🤬
Optimus Prime: bumblebee language 😠
Bumblebee: I hate this fucking family 🙄
Bumblebee ( accidentally does something bad )
Optimus Prime: I am so disappointed in you
Bumblebee: Optimus you have to be proud of something before you could be disappointed in it
Autobots:
Optimus:
Optimus: are you ok 🙁
LOL I love this ships
updated version cause I didn't know how to edit shit 3 years ago, I think 🤔 this was one of my first memes I ever made. Wow, this is what growth looks like people 👏
LOL I love this ships
DADIMUS PRIME
TRUCK DAD
