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i have been blessed by the generator again
Cyberverse Optimus: Are you mad? Bayverse Optimus: No. Cyberverse Optimus: So sharpening your sword at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
G1 Optimus: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
TFP Optimus: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Cyberverse Optimus: FLOOR IT!!
G1 Optimus: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
TFP Optimus: yOU'RE GONNA MELT US ALL DOWN-
G1 Optimus: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF A FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Shattered Glass Optimus: DO IT!
TFP Optimus: NO-
TFP Megatron: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED! TFP Megatron: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY! Shattered Glass Megatron: TFP Megatron just threw a tantrum about a chair. Shattered Glass Megatron: I just won TFP Megatron Tantrum Bingo.
TFP Optimus: Wear your glasses! G1 Optimus: Look, I wore the glasses for a day. My optics are much better now. Watch. G1 Optimus: *points to TFA Optimus* TFA Optimus. G1 Optimus: *points to Cyberverse Optimus* Cyberverse Optimus. G1 Optimus: *points to Bayverse Optimus* Sasquatch.
*TFA Optimus drunkenly wanders around the house and Cyberverse Optimus is drunkenly giggling* IDW Optimus, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the world, TFP Optimus. TFP Optimus, going to their room: No, just you. *door closes*
G1 Optimus: Guys, Shattered Glass Optimus is missing. Bayverse Optimus: Good.
Cyberverse Megatron, singing: Mr. Sandmaaaaan
Cyberverse Megatron: Man me a sand
Cyberverse Megatron: Make him the cutest man car hook hand-
TFP Megatron: ENOUGH ALREADY
its buckethead bois now guys
G1 Optimus: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
TFP Optimus: How can you still say that?
G1 Optimus: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have left
Cyberverse Optimus: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Shattered Glass Optimus: Not if they consent to it.
Bayverse Optimus: Depends who you’re stabbing.
TFP Optimus: YES?!?!?
TFP Optimus: I am at a loss for words!
Shattered Glass Optimus, narrating: And despite being at a loss for words, TFP Optimus lectured me for the next 10 minutes.
G1 Optimus: Hey, do you know what language they speak at the center of the Earth?
G1 Optimus: Core-ean!
TFP Optimus: The center of the Earth is far too hot to sustain any life, let alone life intelligent enough to have a language.
G1 Optimus:
G1 Optimus: Core-ean
Ultra Magnus: On a scale of 1 to 10, exactly how much am I going to despise this little plan of yours?
Rodimus: I’d say a solid 85
TFP Megatron: If I’m really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand!
*Lightning strikes TFP Megatron*
TFP Megatron: Ha! Nice try, you idiots! Next time, give it your all!
Ultra Magnus: *answers his phone(or whatever they have)* Hello?
Brainstorm: It’s Brainstorm
Ultra Magnus: What did he do this time?
Brainstorm: What? No, it’s Brainstorm speaking
Ultra Magnus: ...
Ultra Magnus: What did you do this time?
Ultra Magnus: You said you had nothing to do with that prank. Are you lying to me?
Rodimus: That depends on how you define lying
Ultra Magnus: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Rodimus: Reclining your body in a horizontal position
Ultra Magnus:
Rodimus:
Ultra Magnus, deadpanning: Get out of my office.
Rodimus: Absolutely
IDW Megatron: [exists]
Shattered Glass Megatron: Look at this bitter old man. The Great Depression took such a toll on him!
G1 Optimus, singing: When you wish upon a star...
Bayverse Optimus, walking by: Nothing happens.
G1 Optimus:
Optimus: Megatron, stop! This isn’t you, you’ve gone mad with power!
Megatron: Well of course I have.
Megatron: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Megatron: It’s boring
Something random but basically a more feral version of TFA Optimus where he's done with life and basically scare the shits out of Cons whenever they feels like doom music starts playing when Optimus gone apeshit
Bayverse OP:Oh boy free child :D
TFA Optimus: As Alpha Trion once said…
TFA Optimus: *pulls out axe*
TFA Optimus: ….stay strapped, or get clapped.