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Okay, first of all

Mood, a whole fucking mood XD

Now to the lore stuff:

Czech customs taken out of context:

•Calling family and friends to kill a pig and eat it in an almost ritualistic nature

•Setting a flame and drowning an effigy of a winter goddess in an actual ritualistic nature

•Driving around a drunk ram in a decorated cart

•Guarding a shaved tree decorated with colorfull ribbons

•Chasing girls with a willow branch whip

•Carnival, but instead of dressing up as your favourite anime character, you wear funky tall hats with colorfull pom pomps glued on it, a hay costume and a bear mask, sometimes you see two dudes dressed up as a bride and a groom

•Dressing a young boy in a girl costume and pretending hes a king running away from Hungary in disguise

•Dressing up as Chort (Čert) to scare children

•Dressing up as white creatures with long beaks called "Lucky" to scare children but also adult men

•Divining future by throwing a shoe against the door, looking inside a frozen river, cutting open an apple or making a nut shell boats just to see if anyone dies or gets married next year

•Burning witches...that's it

•When drinking a toast, never cross hands with anyone, and make eye contact

•Tapping a glass of beer on a table before you drink it

• And if youre driving a car and see a village sign decorated in colorfull roses and ribbons, you're not getting out of the village any time soon

kde jste, čeští/slovenští fandové The Secret History?? protože písnička Jelen je tak Tajná Historie coded až to není vtipný

Zabil jsem v lese jelena, bez nenávisti, bez jména, když přišel dolů k řece pít, krev teče do vody, v srdci klid.

Doznání Henryho Wintera u průměrného českého táboráku? more likely than you think

A "svět přikryje ticho, tečka za příběhem, kdo pozná, čí kosti zapadaly sněhem"??? Doslova Bunny Corcoran fr fr

koncept: Český překlad Tajné historie, kde zůstanou všechna jména jako v originále, ale z Henryho je Jindřich

(Mysteriózní studenti staré řečtiny: Camilla Macaulay, Francis Abernathy a Jindřich Zima.)

zrozena psát čtyřprocentní podobenství na ao3.com, nucena psát úkol z fonologie