Crystal Is So Done - Tumblr Posts
i love that dbd acknowledges that edwin and charles have 30+ years of "noodle incidents" to confuse crystal with. imagine the gang is looking through old cases for info they think might be useful and its just:
edwin: check the case of the courthouse
charles: was that the one where we got arrested or the one where we got married?
crystal: im sorry- what?!
edwin: no, the courthouse was the one where you tried to receive your own life insurance
crystal: nonono backtrack a second- when were you two going to tell me about this
charles: ok technically we didn't get married, lewis and gina turner did, but-
crystal: im not talking about that
crystal: im talking about edwin having a criminal record
-two days later-
crystal: wait you tried to get your own life insurance
edwin: he got in a rather embarrassing argument with a receptionist over the issue
charles: its why im not allowed to be the woman anymore
edwin: indeed, we used to play the stationary game for the role
crystal: i have so many questions but lets start with this, the stationary game??
charles: rock paper scissors
i love that dbd acknowledges that edwin and charles have 30+ years of "noodle incidents" to confuse crystal with. imagine the gang is looking through old cases for info they think might be useful and its just:
edwin: check the case of the courthouse
charles: was that the one where we got arrested or the one where we got married?
crystal: im sorry- what?!
edwin: no, the courthouse was the one where you tried to receive your own life insurance
crystal: nonono backtrack a second- when were you two going to tell me about this
charles: ok technically we didn't get married, lewis and gina turner did, but-
crystal: im not talking about that
crystal: im talking about edwin having a criminal record
-two days later-
crystal: wait you tried to get your own life insurance
edwin: he got in a rather embarrassing argument with a receptionist over the issue
charles: its why im not allowed to be the woman anymore
edwin: indeed, we used to play the stationary game for the role
crystal: i have so many questions but lets start with this, the stationary game??
charles: rock paper scissors
i love that dbd acknowledges that edwin and charles have 30+ years of "noodle incidents" to confuse crystal with. imagine the gang is looking through old cases for info they think might be useful and its just:
edwin: check the case of the courthouse
charles: was that the one where we got arrested or the one where we got married?
crystal: im sorry- what?!
edwin: no, the courthouse was the one where you tried to receive your own life insurance
crystal: nonono backtrack a second- when were you two going to tell me about this
charles: ok technically we didn't get married, lewis and gina turner did, but-
crystal: im not talking about that
crystal: im talking about edwin having a criminal record
-two days later-
crystal: wait you tried to get your own life insurance
edwin: he got in a rather embarrassing argument with a receptionist over the issue
charles: its why im not allowed to be the woman anymore
edwin: indeed, we used to play the stationary game for the role
crystal: i have so many questions but lets start with this, the stationary game??
charles: rock paper scissors