Christopher Pelant - Tumblr Posts

what some people don’t understand is that if pelant wanted to get away with everything he did, he could’ve. like, if he wasn’t so bold in taunting the Jeffersonian he definitely would’ve gotten away with it. it was him trying to be a dramatic ass mf that got him killed

“this man is a FREAK. he’s a CRIMINAL you should NOT trust him.” okay so why does he have those big brown eyes. if he’s so bad why do I wanna give him a lil kiss. a lil smooch.

the entire reason Pelant is attractive is because he’s a dramatic ass serial killer you take that away and he’s just some lame ass nerd and I STILL wanna make out with him

Bones characters as tumblr posts I found in my camera roll: A Gallery

Pelant is so fucking dramatic wdym he plays chess WITH HIMSELF

saddest thing to happen on bones is that we don’t see the four months Pelant was stuck in Egypt

I’ll stop posting about Pelant soon I promise but like,,, what did media know about his case??? obvs the beginning was highly televised, but we don’t see anything else. like, to the public, a serial killer defaced a statue and then the guy who covered it on tv died and now the agent working on the case is an assassin??? did he even had a cool serial killer name?? like the ghost killer or gravedigger???? DID BUZZFEED UNSOLVED COVER IT IN THEIR UNIVERSE??

Bones fandom poll: Least Liked Character Addition

I think one of the worst things about watching Bones, at least for me, is that no matter what season I am on, I am always going to miss a character. The first two seasons do not have Sweets. The first three seasons do not have the rotating squinterns. The early seasons do not have Aubrey and the later seasons do not have Zack. I just want all of my blorbos in the same room please and thanks.

every character in bones is autism transgender and gay the only reason its not canon is causethe governtment

IM THE ONLY CHRISTOPHER PELANT BLOG LMFAO

Bones characters as tumblr posts I found in my camera roll: A Gallery Part Two

Spoilers for Season Four and Eight!

rest in peace christopher pelant you would’ve loved maia arson crimew

JUST NOW READING THIS AND I NEEDED TO MAKE A POST ABOUT IT.

Pelant’s ending was so unsatisfactory and not even from a “he deserved more” thing, the ending was lame whether you like white boy or not. I understand it was so he died human, something he swore he wasn’t, but it could’ve been done SO much better.

Bones’ ending as a WHOLE would’ve been better if that happened. Pelants delusions should’ve been the end of him (even if they sort of were? he thought Brennan would protect him).

SPEAKING OF. I wouldn’t be HALF as pissed with him being in love with Brennan if that arc would’ve gone on for longer. It would’ve fleshed out is character and honestly would’ve made him more unlikeable!!!

this is literally coming from the top Pelant blog. I would’ve LOVED to see this man be broken down to the point he realizes he isn’t a god. i would’ve loved to see him drive himself to the point of madness after being an egotistical dick for the other seasons.

The Gravedigger is an excellent example. Her ending was abrupt, but it felt right. Because it was dramatic and it clearly had an impact. Yeah, Pelant had the whole next government arc as a result of his existence but it felt like his death meant nothing.

Booth and Brennan walk away like it was nothing and then get engaged?? and then he isn’t mentioned nearly as much as he should’ve been??

Taffet had the emotional toll on Sweets and Caroline, the mystery of who killed her, and the whole “Brennan as her skull spinning around like a Christmas tree” part, but Pelants ending felt stale and like it was an excuse to be done with it.

This really makes me think something happened behind the scene to make it this bad (ae: Zacks arc being a result of the writers strike). Bones had great ending to serial killers (literally all of their deaths were dramatic and meant something) but Pelants last episode I can’t even watch atp it’s just so bad 😭

I’ll dive more into this when it’s not 5 in the morning and I’m not homeless thamk yew

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I just finished s9 ep 4, the last bit of Pelant's story and I can't help but feel... disappointed. They were clearly leading up to something with Pelant wanting Brennan to be his endgame, and then we had Booth save the day.

And it's not that I'm mad about. That was sweet and all but I verbally out loud was yelling at my T.V. because this felt so underwhelming.

While I understand we were seeing more and more that Pelant wasn't who he thought he was, it felt SO cheap that Booth was able to just shoot him right there.

I think he could've had more story. We could've seen his downfall as he gave into delusions more. It was SO clear with the bone swapping and the whole plot of this episode that he could've ran off with Bones!!! I'm so upset that honestly he didn't run off.

I'm gonna use another longterm character. The Gravedigger.

She was also shot, but when SHE was killed I felt satisfied. That felt right in the story. Pelant being shot and killed did NOT. I'm so upset truly that it ended here.

It would've felt much more narratively satisfying to see Pelant running with Brennan thinking he WON, and slowly seeing him descend into madness and getting more sloppy, than Booth just shooting him and ending it here.

I am so mad!!!!! It shouldn't have been this!

we as a fandom came to the collective agreement Pelant is a bottom

the bones fandom said "fuck christopher pelant" and i took it to heart

Bones characters as songs I like: an objectively correct list

Christopher Pelant: Digital Silence - Peter McPoland

Zack Addy: Be Nice To Me - The Front Bottoms

Seeley Booth: Daylight - David Kushner

Lance Sweets: Twin Sized Mattress - The Front Bottoms

Jack Hodgins: The Moss - Cosmo Sheldrake

Angela Montenegro: Strawberry Blond - Mitski

what are your top bones headcannons???

THANK YOU FOR ASKING BECAUSE I HAVE A FEW

this are a lot so im adding a cut here

so obviously Lance is pan right. i mean. look at him. that is not a straight man.

zack is gay. fight me on this, you wont win.

hodgins DEF had a crush on zack. theyre literally so fuckjing gay in this show what

i dont remember exactly if this was canon, because i see it in so many fics, but pelant was bullied in high school lets be honest hes so autism

i also like to think sometimes he forgets words in english and so that's why all of his dramatic ass speeches sound pre-written. this also comes from the fact my bulgarian friend forgot the word "subtraction" and ive held it over their head for YEARS

on the anniversary of vincents death they get together and play various trivia games (brennan wins 99% of the time, the other time it was more pop culture focused and hodgins hasnt shut up about it since)

hodgins has a pet snake and it freaked zack out when he first moved in

brennans pet lizard (i think it was a lizard) is named russ

lance is scared of fireworks (totally not taking this from a fanfic what)

honestly, all of them are scared of explosions at this point, but lance always was

i cant think of more i am too tired for this

genq why the FUCK do you like Pelant

okay so i was waiting to be asked this. and i have been asked this. and honestly? i have no fucking clue.

thats the official reason. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHEN I STARTED LIKING HIM!! IT JUST HAPPENED!!

christopher pelant is like an error in my mind i have zero clue how the fuck he got there or when. i genuinely think i woke up one day and was just like "oh guess its time to be in love with him" AND I WAS.

maybe i like the complexities of his character from a writing and phycological standpoint but i also want to kiss him so bad.

so yeah. offically, i have zero clue why i am in love with christopher pelant, but i dug myself this hole and made my bed in it. i live here now. i am the pelant blog. i mustn't turn down this opportunity at honour, glory, and hatred form the majority of the bones fandom.

thank you anon.

please please give your opinions on each serial killer in the show.

thank you tumblr user fuzzy2846 i will indeed give you my opinions!!!

(mega spoilers under the cut, read at your risk)

Howard Epps:

Okay I have fixed feelings about him. He was the first serial killer, so obviously that makes him cooler, but he was just so. cliche. also mega Red Dragon vibes from him, especially his backstory. Also he hurt Zack so 0/10, wasn’t hit enough to excuse his actions

Gormogon:

Low-key my second favourite serial killer in the show, I’m a whore for religious serial killers in media. ofc, he hurt Zack, making him an instant -100/10, but I genuinely think he was a really good character on the show. I feel like he could’ve worked better as the last ever serial killer ifykim?? Like, Gormogons whole arc felt more like an ending than a beginning. Also gotta love the cannibals on this show. it’s a great gimmick

The Gravedigger:

Fun fact: this was actually the first ever serial killer arc I ever saw on Bones!! I watched them out of order and don’t actually have the full story still, but honestly I liked the arc. The fact she hurt Lance and killed a kid makes her an instant -1000/10, but she really knew how to properly have a gimmick. I liked her arc as a serial killer better than any on the show, it was one of the only times the plot felt coherent lol.

Broadsky:

Not much to say, he was hella short lived. Light Yagami kinnie. Moving on!

The Ghost Killer:

Okay, I’m biased here, because I read a fanfic about her once and now I hate her. BUT, even without the ao3 fics traumatising me, I hated her character with a burning passion. It led into Sweets death which could be blamed on Pelant but he’s my meow meow so let’s not which of course is unforgivable so she’s my least favourite personality wise, and her gimmick of finger nails was just,,, to bland. Original, but bland. We need CANNIBALISM. we need ANARCHY. not fingernails!!

Last but DEFINITELY not least,

Christopher Pelant:

okay really I swear it won’t just be me simping. I have opinions on his character!!!! That aren’t horny!! I actually didn’t enjoy his arc as much as you’d assume I did, it felt rushed and was kinda boring. I talk more about it here, but I genuinely think his episodes were shit. He was a good character, whether you like him like I do or not, and deserved to be fleshed out more than he was (which basically wasn’t at all). I will forever say he should’ve been the last serial killer, and his arc should’ve gone on for much much longer. At least a whole nother season. I hated the way they made him be in love with Brennan (because if they couldn’t have made him gay like god INTENDED THEY SHOULDNT HAVE MADE HIM FALL IN LOVE AT ALL) and it literally lasted like two episodes before he died. nothing about his arcs ever made sense. he got like two minutes of screen time but was literally the most important villain in the ENTIRE SERIES. I’m forever salty about his ending, and will not shut up about it until Hart Hanson himself apologizes to my FACE.

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