Chris: Jesus H Christ. How Did We End Up Like This? - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
Chris: Peter, please tell me you’re not experimenting with those poisons Stiles made again.
Peter: I only paralyzed you for a week, darling. You need to let that go.
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teen wolf
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the silver bullet and the sugar wolf
they are peak bastard4bastard energy
their relationship had to be so bonkers
stiles and peter are the kind of friends that cannot be left alone together because they'll either kill each other or someone else
derek and chris finally found some common ground: dealing with their morally grey semi-domesticated serial killer mates
chris [on the phone]: i swear to god if i get paralyzed one more time i'm coming over to your house and shooting him
derek [on the other end]: you're welcome to try it but i'll let you know stiles is now experimenting with explosives. so. there's that.
chris: jesus h christ. how did we end up like this?
derek: we're insane