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Chris wanted to let the world know pretty people felt pain and had bad days too. He just couldn’t remember the last one… Well, there was that time he was stung by a bee working as a dancer at Coachella.
Deathly allergic, no one took him seriously until his arm blew up like a big ugly red balloon. Pulling the bee stinger out in front of two off duty nurses apparently just wasn’t convincing enough but somehow earned him a $20 tip. Is that a fetish?
Maybe it was the gold-studded snakeskin print thong he was wearing for the mid-afternoon set. Well, thank goodness nurses use Venmo or Chris would never been able to catch that Uber to the hospital. Actually, no… that was earlier this year so it was Chime and a random guy working under the table after collecting the new hire bonus. Good on him.
Do people still Venmo? If they do they must be the lucky one's when it comes to playing customer service chat roulette. That was another bad day for him. That makes two.
That’s when Chris pivoted to ask Brad why they didn’t just grab towels. The sheets will be wet forever.
What the AT&T lady said just didn’t register. Brad called to cancel the landline not get a new plan.
Brad put the receiver down to ask Chris. “Do we want ‘full coverage?!?’….”
Now that Brad said it out loud, the notion read nearly silly. A fierce 45 second single sided debate ensued.
Chris said if they were going to hold on to any unnecessary technology, it would be the wristwatch due to its advanced mobility feature.
Total peace broke out when Brad noted wristwatches didn’t take $50 out of their Chime account on the 5th of every month.
Boom.
Brad and Chris’ landline would finally die, die the next business day.
Hell yeah