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Watching Phil bday vod and had a cursed thought

Ocean overlord, blaze empress, and rose all around a passed out Phil trying to get the purple off him/his face

Ocean Overlord: WE NEED TO FLUSH OUT THE WOUNDS-

Rose: oh okay let me get the peroxid

-Rose leaves and comes back to Blaze Empress trying to drag Ocean Himbo off of Phil cause he was about to do a very scuffed CPR where he tries and flood Phil with his power instead-

Ocean Overlord: GUYS LOOK- I CAN DO THIS- JUST LEMME CPR HIM

Blaze Empress: NO YOU FOOL. YOU'LL DROWN HIM.

-Both Rose and Blaze Empress then have to put Ocean Himbo into a closet to keep him from doing something stupid again-

me after writing an article for the student newspaper about mad cow disease that gave me an irrational fear of it and now i can't eat sausages anymore and they were one of my safe foods

things my gaming computer has blue screened over:

- maya, the 3D modeling program

- vanilla lethal company with friends

- stardew valley, both vanilla and modded

things my gaming computer hasn’t blue screened over:

- Qsmp modded Minecraft

Personally I don't think it would be unjustified to kill myself in front of the google offices for this