Alice On The Floor - Tumblr Posts
when you dye the ends of your hair pink and your local funky cryptic friend puts it in their mouth to see if it tastes like strawberries :3
“ewwwww neopronouns are so cringeee”- shut up. I’m chewing on you and not in loving way
as soon as I get my hands on one of those baseball bats with nails stuck in it a.i ‘’art’’ had better count its days
just started a new Minecraft world and I’m recording what happens :3
love seeing all the posts of people making up plots for the Minecraft movie that are INFINITELY better
Been thinking about gravity falls nonstop lately so I decided to put myself in there (not all the character information is accurate to me I just thought it was cool) :3
stuff is under the cut ⬇️
ALICE O’KEAT
My gravity falls self insert :3
• 12 years old
• Any pronouns
• 160cm / 5’2
She has one older sister, who’s in college. She has two mums. Her family lives out in the woods, and she rides her bike into town every day.
She ‘works’ at the mystery shack. She explores out in the woods, and some of the stuff she finds she brings back to Stan so he can put in in an exhibit. He gives her $1.50 for each thing she brings him.
One day while she was really little and out exploring, she found a magic bag that has infinite space inside it. She can put anything into the bag, even living animals! It’s filled with a hoard of cool things :)
She LOVES animals! She has a bird, a possum and a cat that all live in her bag, and a lot of other critters that rotate in and out.
She’s very good at running and climbing trees! She know her way through the forest really well, and has a lot of secret places she hangs out in.
She’s best friends with Mabel :3! They hang out all the time, and have a lot of sleepovers. They often wander the woods together, and they like to scrapbook and play make-believe together.
She helps Dipper with his endeavours too, although often they bicker. Alice has a crush on Wendy too, so they have a kind of rivalry.
She thinks Wendy is super cool :). When she brings stuff back for Stan, she stops to talk to Wendy, and often gives her sticks and rocks and things.
She helps Soos with chores around the shack. She really likes Melody. Often they all cook dinner together.
Stan likes her work ethic. He teaches her a lot of stuff about how to scam people, and thinks of her as kind of a crime apprentice.
She doesn’t trust Ford at all, at least initially, but he starts asking her to bring back certain specimens to study and they form a sort of truce.
- cat ear headband
- gloves she knitted
- bike shorts under skirt
- keeps everything she finds in her bag (it’s magical and has infinite space)
- very clumsy
- gumboots!
(For episodes she’s in - think like a Soos amount. She appears at least once in every episode, and she has episodes that are mainly focused on her, as well as arcs, development, and relationships with other characters, but she’s not a main character as much as, say, dipper is.)
Congrats if you read this far :3 lmk if you have a self insert for gravity falls and I can draw our characters hanging out :)
+ bonus Alice as a Little Silly :3
pines pines pines
neurotypical telepath tries to read my mind and dies instantly
at some point I’ve gotta do something about the parallels between phantom of the opera and billford
anxiety meds so good that I put sunscreen on without crying
anxiety meds so good that I went into the ocean and didn’t want to remove my skin because of the Textures
anxiety meds so good that I put sunscreen on without crying
I’m locked in to do silly little drawings
me after sending a text message to my friend: I AM WINNING AT SOCIAL INTERACTION 💕😻🥰✨✨✨🤩🤩🤩
I want to ask my nana to tell me stories about her life but i have a baseless fear of talking to people