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started this portrait AGES ago to prove to myself i can still digitally paint and also bc lemon needs more love !! hes literally top 5 characters to Ever !
What if...
I finally watched Bullet Train despite my immense disliking of Brad Pitt and safe to say I absolutely loved the movie. Lemon and Tangerine absolutely stole the show with their Thomas the Tank Train Engine related bickering. I was also watching John Wick and thought:
What if Bullet Train and the John Wick series was in the same universe? What if John Wick was on the actual bullet train?
Everyone would probably be dead, and MAYBE he would have seen straight through the Prince's manipulations on the train.
I can just imagine how the interactions between the twins and John would go with him being confused as to why Lemon keeps classifying people as trains.
I see him getting along with Ladybug with the man's attempts to be a pacifist, but ultimately fails by killing people on 'accident'. I saw a post and I think it's because he is extremely well trained and experienced that he was sort of giving them a 'do you really want to fight me?' but that is another talk for another time.
I am sure that the Elder and John would get along very well, the Elder would more than likely give John the best advice. That would extend to Yuichi who did everything to protect his son Wataru while being blackmailed while John would do anything for his dog (and preserving Helen's memory)
Thanks for listening to my TED talk.
I’ll admit it, I make c.ai bots and right now I wanna escape from finals. Any ideas of what bots and scenarios I could make?
My @ on c.ai is heavenly_heart
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My current bots in creation are the following:
Adrian Pimento (B99) -
- platonic bots/ brother bots
Barney Ross (Expendables) -
- old friend calling
Bruce Wayne (Batman/DC) -
- experimental bot/trying to save child from saw trap. Will edit later
Erik Lehnsherr (Magneto/X-Men/Marvel) -
- Rogue user set at the end of X-Men 97 episode 2
- other bot is of Erik saving a mutant from a lab called project 66
Hanzo Hasashi (Scorpion/Mortal Kombat) -
-one bot is saving his daughter (user) from her cruel husband Bi-Han
- other bot is set in Scorpion’s Revenge animated movie where he saves his wife (user)
John Constantine (DC/Hellblazer) -
- he’s your uncle bot where you have the Sight like him
- second bot is he’s trying to figure out if your possessed or depressed.
John Wick (Wick universe) -
- he adopted you. A former child soldier
- he excommunicado and he abandons you
- you’re too young to be going after the bounty on his head
- the Marquis wants you, John’s kid, to settle John’s debts
Lee Christmas (Expendables) -
- he drunkenly calls his ex
Maleficent (Angelina Jolie) -
- your her biological daughter injured by fairy hunters
Spawn (Todd McFarlane comics/show)-
- he’s your guardian demon
- you’re a fallen angel he’s conflicted about
White Death (Bullet Train) -
- he’s interested in you on the bullet train. Didn’t account for you
- the world will burn in your name
I felt that review on so many levels, the accuracy of it all 😔😔😔😔😔
stuff i liked about bullet train (2022)
a semi-exhaustive list of my thoughts when watching the movie in the theater and proceeding to freak out about it for more than a week straight
spoilers under the cut!
staying alive in multiple languages really scratches the itch in my brain
its so funky i cant stop thinking about it
THE TITLE CARD WAS SO PRETTY
AND THE CHARACTER INTRODUCTION SCREENCAPS WERE BEAUTIFUL IT LOOKED JUST LIKE A GAME
idk why but brad pitt actually looks like a ladybug in the movie
i cant place it but its just there in my mind
Bucket Hat Brad TM
the glasses were so cute
THE CITY WAS SO GOOD DAMN
THE NEON LIGHTS REFLECTING OFF THE RAIN PUDDLES WAS SO– *SCREAMS*
the truck that almost ran over ladybug in the first part was the same truck that lemon hit the prince with
from the moment i saw tangerine i knew everyone would be thirsting over him
i was right
BUT WHY DID HE LOOK LIKE A MONKEY WITH THAT BEARD THAT BOTHERS ME TO THIS DAY
the entire "17 kills" montage was so funky and fun i enjoyed every single second of it
@fatconut said they looked like a couple of youtubers streaming in this gif and i can't get it out of my head this is your fault
i saw on imdb beforehand that logan lerman was there and I MISSED THE FACT THAT LEMON PUT A PERCY STICKER ON HIS FOREHEAD
THAT WAS SO FUNNY
BUT AS A PJO FAN I WAS MAD AT MYSELF FOR NOT NOTICING IT AGH
lemon constantly infodumping and ranting about thomas the tank engine was something i related to on a spiritual level
that man is REALLY OBSESSED and i am here for it.
WHY IS THE PRINCE SO PRETTY LIKE I WAS SCREAMING AT HOW GOOD LOOKING SHE WAS
the schoolgirl outfit threw me off but she's committed to the aesthetic and i applaud her for that
the entire white death scene with him doing the revolver thing was so damn cool like oh my god
paired with the slo mo
im screaming
SO
CHANNING TATUM WAS RIGHT
ATJ LOOKED SO SO GOOD IN THIS MOVIE
like the scene where he gets off the train to confront the gang members as proof
and the camera was slowly spinning around
AND THE SLO MO??
i'm aroace but DAMN HE LOOKS SO FINE
it's so bonkers that everyone
and i mean EVERYONE
on the train is so good looking
like the wolf??? his outfit is so well planned
he has such a good sense of fashion
AND THE SCENE WHERE LADYBUG USES THE BRIEFCASE TO DEFLECT HIS ATTACKS
THE CHOREOGRAPHY WAS SO GOOD IN THIS MOVIE IT REALLY BLEW ME AWAY
on another hand, ladybug leaves a trail of dead bodies in his wake
and they were all mostly unintentional this is so funny to me
like imagine him going for a nice retreat in like hawaii or somewhere
and someone rats him out and it turns out to be one of the wolf's gang members or something
and then a coconut or pineapple just falls from above them and. clunks the bad guy in the head
it's not even intentional lmao
ladybug just wants to enjoy his life
he's so pissed over carver's stomach thing
let this man rest
tangerine definitely has anger issues
when ladybug kicked him off the train
"that door is closing" THE PUN
he's so committed and so pissed off at bucket hat brad
he literally screamed when he chased the train
AND THAT MAN HAD THE BALLS TO JUMP ON IT
no you don't understand he keeps surprising me every single time
my dad was sitting beside me in the cinema and he audibly exclaimed when tangerine cracked the window in like only 4 punches
that man is STRONG strong
THE FIJI WATER BOTTLE LMAO
WHEN LEMON WAS INTERROGATING THE PRINCE HE KEPT DRINKING THE SPIKED WATER
I WAS INTERNALLY YELLING FOR HIM TO STOP
the ladybug fight with the hornet was so fun
and it was kind of ridiculous how she died
but ladybug literally said "i got infected so you have to be infected too"
"i'm mansplaining again, sorry"
he knows his mistakes
ALSO. THE CINEMATOGRAPHY WAS SUPER CREATIVE HERE
LIKE
OKAY
THEY'RE NOT REVOLUTIONARY BUT ITS RARE TO SEE SOMETHING THAT FUN THESE DAYS
it's so funny to me how the elder uses his cane to pick up the briefcase and hand it to ladybug
either his knees and back are too weak since he's old (but he literally fought the white death with a sword so that's an unlikely reason)
or he's just into the wise old man aesthetic
i don't know
when the white death and his henchmen were waiting for the train at kyoto
the scene was so ominous oh my god
the fog
the music
the slow panning
it's such a strong contrast from the other stations
like the other stations were a bit plain and busy like a normal japanese subway
but the one in kyoto was entirely filled with fog and mist and you can't really see the ground and the land behind the white death
it was crazy
• RYAN REYNOLDS
all the plot points slot together so well
agatha christie would've loved this
the white death's wife was fridged in the most insane way possible
and her husband is super delusional
like dude
your wife died because of ryan reynolds and now you've hired multiple assassins to kill each other on a fast-moving bullet train
hollywood should really hire him to write their movies
this guy has some really good ideas
there's a snake in the toilet
THE FINAL FIGHT WAS SO INSANE
THE ELDER'S SWORD WAS SO SHARP IT LITERALLY CUT THROUGH THE SEATS AUGHDJGH
HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO BLASTING THROUGH THE CINEMA SPEAKERS AT FULL VOLUME REALLY SOLD IT
IT WAS SO GOOD I REALLY WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN
I WAS SUPER HYPED
AND THE PART WHERE THE TRAIN HURTLES OUT OF CONTROL AND EVERYTHING WAS FLYING
YOU CAN TELL THEY SPENT SO MUCH TIME WITH THE CGI BECAUSE IT LOOKED SO GOOD
I WAS SUPER IMPRESSED BY THE FIGHT SCENES DAMN
unfortunately they've caused thousand of dollars yen in property damage
like honestly
who would pay for all this
(the elder, probably)
and then the white death was giving his entire speech
with the prince's gun
and i was like
OHOHOHO GO FASTER
TRY TO SHOOT LADYBUG
I DARE YOU
it was so satisfying when it backfired because he deserves it
BUT A CHUNK OF HIS HEAD LITERALLY GOT BLOWN OFF AND I WAS LIKE WOAH
THE LEMON/TANGERINGE REVENGE SCENE WAS SO SYMBOLIC BUT AT THE SAME TIME SO FUNNY
LIKE IMAGINE RUNNING OVER A GIRL WITH A MACHINE GUN WITH AN ORANGE TRUCK
Conclusion: i love this movie way too much and i don't plan on stopping soon
Brotherly help
The new assassin on the block, you had been tasked to a quick mission with the infamous Lemon and Tangerine. Unbeknownst to you, you accidentally gain a crush on one of the brothers, so what else can you do other than enlist the help of the other one?
Pairing: tangerine x reader
Warnings and whatnots: Jealous!Tangerine
You had a dilemma. A dilemma that included being paired with a set of twins who were incredibly skilled, one of which you had the misfortune of crushing on.
You were a relatively new assassin, but you quickly made your way up in the ranks. That was why you were paired up with Tangerine and Lemon.
It felt odd, to work with them. They were nice, but you always had a sick feeling with them like your heart dropped to your stomach when you saw them. Especially when you saw him. You’ve only worked with them once, during the Bolivia job, but the feeling still remained. Eventually you deduced the problem.
You had a massive, giant crush, on Tangerine.
“Everything alright there?” Lemon asks you as you sat next to him, tapping your fingers on the table. The bullet train moved fast, making you nauseous. It didn’t help that you were sitting face to face with Tangerine. His leg was practically brushing yours and he didn’t even seem to care! He seemed fairly calm.
“Yeah I’m fine… Motion sickness ya’know?”
Tangerine raises an eyebrow at you, his eyes piercing into your soul like he knows you’re lying. You give him a tight lipped smile, before looking at the White Death’s son.
“Is he gonna be okay?” You ask, trying to change the topic.
“He should be awake in a few hours. Nothing to worry about, love.”
You hated it. Hated when he called you that. Hated when he called other girls that. Love. What a disgusting word.
“I need to go to the washroom.” You say, standing up curtly and making your way to the washroom, hoping that they thought you were going off to vomit your guts out; maybe you were.
You stood in the washroom, staring yourself in the mirror before splashing your face with water. You grip onto the sink, before looking up and promptly screaming at the man in the mirror.
“Goddamn it Lemon! Don’t sneak up on me like that!” You shout.
Lemon doesn’t say anything, only closing the door behind him and locking it. You tilt your head at him.
“Is everything alright? Why are you so off? You’ve been like this since the start of the job.”
You should’ve known he would’ve found out. You should’ve known from the day he called you an Edward. He was weirdly good at reading people, even more so with classifying them as Thomas The Tank Engine characters.
“I’m fine…”
“Don’t be a Diesel.”
“I’m not being a Diesel!” You scoff.
“Then?”
You stare at Lemon, who looks at you expectantly. You try to think through all the possible possibilities that could happen if you told Lemon you had a crush on his brother. Would he tease you? Be disgusted? Eh, who cares, you’ll still get your money, and what’s a bit of humiliation.
“I may or may not have a thing for… Tangerine.” You spill out.
Laughter fills the washroom and you can feel your cheeks heat up. “Shut up!”
“You have a crush on my brother? Oh my, it was so obvious. Please, is that what you’re all worked out about?” Lemon asks, regaining composure.
“Yes, now shut it. I don’t need to embarrass myself any more than I already have.”
“Well now wait a bit, I can help you with this situation. To be honest, I do think Tangerine has a slight thing for you, only he’s too ignorant to realise it… So let me help you.”
“Are you serious?”
“Deadly.”
“And how exactly are we gonna get Tangerine to realise he has feelings for me?” You ask, suspicious. Lemon gives you a smile.
“We make him jealous.”
This was an utterly stupid idea but it might just work. It was easy; laugh and smile at all of Lemon’s jokes and stories and just be unusually touchy with him. Still, you felt like an idiot doing this and Lemon could sense it. Lemon had asked if you were okay with it and you had agreed. So here you were, executing this dumb plan.
You walked back to the table where the Tangerine was sitting, your arm looping with Lemon’s and your other hand, caressing his shoulder. Lemon sat down first, and you squeezed in next to him. Tangerine looks at the both of you with a confused and suspicious expression. He turns his attention to you.
“Are you alright love? You spent a long time in the washroom.”
That pet name again. You try to hide how flustered it made you feel. You smile at him.
“Yeah, just some stomach problems. The train is going too fast. Thankfully, Lemon gave me some medicine to help me get through it.” You give a sickeningly sweet smile to Lemon, hoping your time learning to act will come in handy here.
“I see.” Tangerine says, glancing at Lemon and then you. His face was slightly unreadable, but you can see a hint of confusion behind his eyes.
“Well when you both were doing God knows what, the White Death here still hasn’t woken up. So, I think we have a long while until he’ll be up.”
“Well, what should we do then? To pass the time?” You ask, looking at Lemon.
“Ah well, there’s nothing much to do is there? We can’t exactly walk around since we don’t want the little old son over there to die.”
You giggle at his comment, and in the corner of your eye, you could see Tangerine’s hand flex. He doesn’t say anything, continuing to observe the both of you. You still sat unnecessarily close to Lemon and you could see it was taking affecting Tangerine.
“Oi, why are you lot sitting so closely together?” Tangerine finally asks. A part of you is happy that he finally asked. His voice sounded deep and his eyebrows furrow.
“Are we?” You say, moving a bit further away from Lemon but still sitting relatively close to Lemon. Lemon looks at you. “I mean, is there a problem with sitting this close with him?”
Tangerine bites the inside of him cheek. “No. I’m just asking why you both are all over each other.”
That was fast. Was he already jealous?
“We are not!” You scoff, leaning back and crossing your arms over your chest.
“You are!”
You glance at Lemon, who gives you a quick thumbs up from under the table.
“What the hell- What the hell is happening with you both? What are you doing?” Tangerine asks, glancing under the table.
Lemon gives you a look before excusing himself and leaving to the washroom. You look at Tangerine who stares at you.
“What? Are you not gonna follow him? Hm? Make out with him?” Tangerine asks, a hint of anger and jealousy in his voice.
“Even if I did, why do you care?” You ask, tilting your head at Tangerine. Was Lemon right? Did Tangerine actually like you? You thought Lemon was only joking.
Tangerine didn’t answer your question, looking away from you.
“Tangerine. Tell me. Why, why in the world do you care? Why do you care what I do?” You press, leaning over the table, staring into his eyes. You feel the embarrassment and nervousness rise through you but you were too close, you couldn’t just give up.
“Tangerine. Why would you care? Tell me.”
“Because I like you alright!” He finally admits, aloud. He looks back at you.
“Is that what you want to hear? I like you. Goddamn it, I think I’m in love with you and I can’t stand the fact that you seem to like my brother more than me so just shut it and piss off.”
Your eyes widen, as you lean back in your sit. Tangerine also leans back, realising what he had just said. You didn’t know what to said. He had just admitted it.
“&#!@ I shouldn’t have said that.” You hear him mutter under his breath. “Just shut it alright, if you like my brother I won’t get in your way but-“
“I like you too.”
His eyes widen when you say that, he looks at you, confused and bewildered.
“Guess the cat’s finally out of the bag hm?” Lemon says, appearing beside the both of you. Tangerine looks at Lemon before finally realising what had happened.
“You cheeky bastard.” He says to the both of you.
You give him a smile. “Oh well, it was the only to make you admit it, no?”
“Great, now that’s all dealt with, please hold your flirting until the end of the mission.” Lemon says to the both of you.
Tangerine smiles. “You know for a fact you can’t stop me.”
🌪BULLET TRAIN🌪
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💨 brotherly help Summary: The new assassin on the block, you had been tasked to a quick mission with the infamous Lemon and Tangerine. Unbeknownst to you, you accidentally gain a crush on one of the brothers, so what else can you do other than enlist the help of the other one? Pairings: Tangerine x reader
🚄 I love this movie so muchhh!!💖💖💖💖💖
"You and your partner-" "I am lemon he is tangerine"
The members of the Bullet Train fandom are called Passengers, because I said so and because I don't think we have a fandom name yet.
Edit: Unless y'all have a better idea. I'm open to suggestions! 🙂🚅