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2 weeks :3c
they are all dating
Rocker has posted a photo
‘Just got my new ride, it’s large and demands respect, just like me, just ask Jay..or his ass’ #MotorBike #NinjaLifeBrand.
@.shocker
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Rocker: I’d like to thank the recent brand deal me and the other Ninja have been given to thank us for our service to the city. Don't worry we won't demand too much...maybe...just kidding...or am I?
Shocker: Cole! Come on why do you tease me so much?!
Reply to Shocker: Rocker: Because you love it. Besides it’s true.
Reply to Rocker: Shocker: Okay fine, i’ll give you that. 🫣
BurningMan: Dude this brand got you the bad end of the deal, me and Lloyd got fancy cars. You got a motorcycle.
Reply to BurningMan: Icicle: Well I got an apartment, it has pretty much everything, it’s cool.
Reply to Icicle: Tempest: Pun intended?
Reply to Tempest: Icicle: What pun?
Reply to icicle: Tempest: yeah, between Motorcycles and sports cars. I prefer..hot rods, or cold rods depending on the someone.😏
Reply to Tempest; Icicle: Wait I have one of those.
Reply to Icicle: Tempest: Exactly.
Shocker: Hey! I just realized! I didn't get a place!
Reply to Shocker: Tempest: Jay, you’re living with Cole. Besides according to the guy you’re ‘Not that popular with certain audiences’ his words not mine.
Reply to Tempest: Shocker: Ouch
Cowpie: Hey! I deserve something!
Reply to Cowpie: Flower Power: You’re lucky we let you just community service after the Stone warrior ‘Incident’ at that buffet.
Reply to Flower Power: CowPie: They said all you can eat!
Reply to CowPie: Tempest: Dareth you ate a chair.
"its rotten work. especially to me especially if its you. ill fucking do it but christ alive."
i made a bruiseshipping playlist for fun. with the aim of making it simultaneously the funniest and most correct bruise playlist possible. the tonal whiplash is entirely on purpose, carefully crafted. meant to encapsulate their.... *waves a hand* dynamic. this mix has been in the works for a WHILE believe it or not
and i made cover art for it. because im obsessed and it felt only right. take a listen :p
HUGE batch of polyninja screenshot redraws that I (initially) started working on for valentines haha!
Better late than never though right? :)
Just smth small because I'm goin somewhere kinda far and doin a lot tmr so I need rest, here's a little Bruise for yall
(I made this but it's really crappy idc)
AAAA WAITING FOR THE NEXT SEASON IS KILLING MEEEE😭😭 I'm gonna cry so hard if smth like this happens
soooo um dr amirite
It's better lol
i blacked out and woke up to this weird gay lego comic.. anyone know where these characters are from!!???
YESSS all the ships with the main 4❗️❗️❤️💙🤍🖤
Teehee merry christmas ! Take your favorite ship or imagine a sweet household where polyninja is real, it's reel free romance 👍
Cole and Jay's friendship in tournament of elements was literally like having a failing marriage/relationship😂
Man really said "I was worried about losing Nya, but I was actually really worried about losing you" like OH, OKAY??🤭 I love them🥰
THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS ON THE MICROPHONEEEE AAAA❗️❗️🖤💙
NO WAY AWW THAT IS SO CUTE!!!
Love how Jordana is not having a baha blast😇
BEHOLD, THE EPIC 26-CHARACTER POLY/FAMILY/PET FANART!!!
You’ve got ships! You’ve got adopted kids! You’ve got old man snail yaoi!!! I hope you all enjoy and have a happy new year! 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎 HD version here since y’all know how tumblr is LMAO
(Tag with any ships you want! Ship hate will be blocked lmao)
Artists commentary under the cut 🩷
There wasn’t supposed to be 26 characters in this. It was just gonna be the core 6, and then I was like “what if wyldfyre was here! I should probably add sora and arin too! Oh pixal can’t forget about her! May as well add morro while I’m at it! And Geo and his kids!” And then 25 characters later my bestie @dojothegreat was like “you gotta add the snail man” and I was like “fuck I gotta add the snail man” so now there’s 26 fucking characters here!!! AND I DREW THEM ALL!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHHGHGHGH *dies*
Just tagging all the characters is gonna be awful. My heart goes out to all the people who tag just the core 4 with multiple things lmao….. let alone………..everyone else………not even including all the sub ships lmfao……… god fucking help us all :’D
Not what we meant when we said Cole carries the team but ok😘
AWW THIS IS ACTUALLY SO CUTE❤️❤️
diversity win!! these ninja GAY!!!
free to use discord emotes, with credit ofc; individual pairs under cut
Ah yes
In honour of Christmas, I'd like to share the Ninjago Christmas parody song I made up years ago about the Cole-Nya-Jay love triangle (sung from Cole's perspective) :
🎶 Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,
But the very next day, you gave it to Jay.
This year, to save me from tears,
I'll give it to your big brother... 🎶
THIS FIC WAS SO GOOD!! GO READ IT PEOPLE❗️❗️
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Lego Ninjago Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Cole & Jay Walker (Ninjago), Cole/Jay Walker (Ninjago) Characters: Cole (Ninjago), Jay Walker (Ninjago), Nya (Ninjago), Nadakhan (Ninjago), Lloyd Garmadon (minor), The Sky Pirates Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Whump, Fist Fights, Action, Blood and Violence, Injury, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Lego Ninjago Season 06: Skybound, this is gen but this is bruiseshipping. To Me., POV Cole (Ninjago) Summary:
Instead of having the ninjas walk the plank, Nadakhan has something worse in mind. When he calls for a special edition of Scrap-N-Tap, it’s Cole versus Jay, and for lack of a choice, the two comply. Cole really, really doesn’t want to fight. Jay tells a small lie.
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it is done. the second take on the febuwhump day 13 prompt. it is no longer february.
i went absolutely nuts. wheezes. please read my fanfic. cole and jay have a great time i promise
Haha😂
Agenda
Best friends, boyfriends, same thing😁
Also, Zane looks SO done.💀
Jay ain't messin' around no more😞
As soon as his height is mentioned he goes feral #canon