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1 year ago
Since it is April fools day I would like to remind people that I as a site director have access to emergency contacts. And for $20 I will send anyone's mother or spouse anything as long as it isn't vaguely threatening.
And to those that are keeping an eye on me because of the date, fuck you. I cannot be prevented nor can I be soothed. And if anyone prevents any plans I have for today just know those plans will be saved for when you expect it the least and when it will effect you the most. So with that said, I know where all of you sleep and have a lovely April fools 😇.
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