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As far as the midlife crisis post..... Your mid-life is basically anything past your 20s. So basically the rest of eternity is allowed for having a 'mid-life' crisis. Trust me. I've been in one for the past 44 years. -Another Immortal.

I'm making note of this for the next time someone says I'm too old to have a midlife crisis.


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the Tumblr addicts miss you, please post more so I know you're alive, (well as close to being alive as you can be) -A Chronically online anon

If I stop posting it's likely because someone thought it would be funny to put 963 with the Halloween decorations. Or I'm busy realizing that the meds I was on didn't magically fix everything, they were just doing what they were supposed to and I shouldn't have gone off of them cold turkey...


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Hey Bright. Your therapist is gay /pos

At this point I would be surprised if there were any straight people at this site. At least I hope there isn't... Don't tell HR I said that.


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I saw your post awhile ago concerning the fact that you didn't understand slang terms used by today's modern 20 year old. Just tell them you've been too burnt out to go on the Internet and Google what slang terms mean. They'll understand. Trust me. -Another Immortal.

See that's what I thought because there is no way ever member of gen z and millennials are all aware of the same Internet trends. That was until I referred to something as crazy to which they all started talking in unison about rats... We don't work in an environment where people can casually display hive-mind characteristics...


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thank you for the clarification. Next time I see whoever had that great idea I'll make sure they get keter duty. -A Chronically online anon

That would be greatly appreciated and if you could film that and send it to me. We don't show enough videos of people dying while training people.


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I shit Mikell in the kneecap. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I hope this was supposed to say hit. Either way I don't get payed enough to care about him or his problem so he's on his own with that.


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((Because some have mentioned having issues with the new formate of the introduction post and I want my stuff to be easy to take in for everyone and not overwhelming because I know it is a lot of info. So here's a poll for that. To those that have tried the card not all of the buttons work because some files are still being worked on. It will be updated though when they are finished. So to those that don't like the card for that reason it will be fixed when there is a finished file.

If you have any other ideas for this please comment ))


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Drunk at Walmart and the floor tiles are freaking you out? Tell them you saw a bug. -Another Immortal

You are starting to read as someone who is writing a book about how to successfully be immortal. I like that.


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Im weird. I let the other universes talk to each other. Wound up having a brawl between one Kondraki, 4 Clefs and Cat!Bright. It was crazzzzy maannn

Reading this makes me automatically assume that you're a reality that got high and broke reality... Turn Clef into a cat!


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