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21 Thoughts I Had While Watching Maleficent: MOE

1. Okay, someone's attacking the Moors, what else is new? And Maleficent is trying to stop them. Why can't people just leave her alone? I thought we were past all this.

2. Aww, Pinto is so cute, I would squish her but she has quills. But they can retract, right?

3. Finally! The wedding we've been waiting YEARS for (besides Maleficent and Diaval's hehe!)

4. Don't be ashamed of your horns, they're beautiful!

5. Really? You had NO IDEA that the Fey are adverse to iron? Your tone tells me otherwise.

6. This dinner scene reminds me of the one in Shrek. Wow, they got it down to the cradle!

7. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT MALEFICENT IS NOT AURORA'S REAL MOTHER!! She did a much better job than the pixies.

8. At least King John is trying to be civil.

9. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GIRL? I WILL DESTROY YOU!!

10. Hold the phone. There's more of them?! Oh yeah, it was in the trailer. Wait, why is that one holding an iron bullet? That's hardcore. Hmm, they're both good looking!

11. I mean, look at those muscles and those eyes and that deep voice and- WADE! I FOUND FRANCIS!

(Popcorn break! Lyra, can you share? 🍿)

12. It's like an entire ecosystem!! Tundra, Forest, Desert and Jungle! THEY'RE ALL SO PRETTY!! AHHH! LOOK AT THE LITTLE FEY!! I WANNA HUG THEM!! I WANNA LIVE HERE!

13. One wants war, one wants peace, flip a coin, let's see who wins. *shrug*

14. So it turns out Queenie here's got a henchman who is a scientist and part fey whose wings were shorn. Man, I don't know you, but you shouldn't be working for her. PINTO!!! I WON'T LET ANYONE HARM YOU, SWEETIE!

15. I think Conall is giving Maleficent love eyes. Does she love him back? I mean, why shouldn't she. He's kind, compassionate, sweet and handsome and- DEAD?! WHAT!? *insert Michael Scott screaming meme.*

16. Great, now you made Borra mad. You've done it now, Queenie. "You've killed my best friend, prepare to die."

17. Maleficent didn't curse the king! I KNOW THAT!!! And the wedding is a trap? I should have seen that coming.

18. Hmm, Gerta has more passion in her piano (organ) playing than me. Oh, there's pink smoke that turns everyone into plants. This just got a whole lot darker.

19. COME ON DIAVAL! FIGHT THEM OFF! BECOME A DRAGON OR SOMETHING! A BEAR!!! EVEN BETTER!

19. Hang on FLITTLE! NOT YOU, TOO!!!

20. MALEFICENT!? WHAT! NO! SHE CAN'T DIE! I CAN'T SURVIVE IF ANYONE ELSE - Wait, she's a Phoenix? YAS QUEEN!!! SLAY!!

21. You wounded my man! *approaches you slowly* Prepare to die.

22. Wait, you could have given everyone a day to recover before you guys got married. I mean, we just had a war.

23. The King is well again, just in time to celebrate. And my fey man is getting revenge on Ingrith. *smiles gleefully*

24. Wait, she's a MALE GOAT!? *laughs*

25. No sweetie, Mama won't ever give you away.

26. I look at those eyes. I need me some Borra x reader stories, stat!

27. Wow, I actually enjoyed this. Time to read and try to recover from all I've witnessed.

I believe I should probably share these!