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Me panicking so hard that I do the worm in fear.
Accidentally cancelled your bones today. There just wasn’t enough space in the schedule :(
LEGO monkie kid brainrot hours
I HEARD THE MONKIE KID SPECIAL IS COMING OUT TOMORROW OH GOSH I GOTTA FINISH BINGING
Theseus Scamander has heavy Mycroft Holmes (BBC Sherlock) vibes
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Yawns are funny because they’re the closest we get to unhinging our jaws like a snake
Female narrator from the Stanley parable at the end of the museum ending really gave me the same vibes as the narrator in Don’t hug me I’m scared right before yellow gets hit by the car.
Sans the type to play the first notes of CBAT on his trombone fr fr
I get to date mothman now and it’s a dream come true
okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!
