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Beatboxes

OH U THINK UR SO GREAT??!?

*beatboxes even harder*

Fuck you

i just saw this

why is tumblr hiding 2 day old hate asks from me???? LET ME SEE MY FRIENDS HATE MESSAGES DAMN U

btw luv u 2 girlipop <3

Hey hey

What did the sushi say to the bee?

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"Wasabi?"

this dealt me 15+ psychic damage

☆slurping charger cables like the spaghetti

how does it taste

What's your fursona hoe 👁️👁️

I’m having way too much fun yall

☆sighs and opens up drawing program to turn myself into bird hashtag furry event

FUCK YEA HASHTAG FURRY EVEENTNTNGK-🔇🔇🔇

Hello to you too, Slime.

BOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOP hi liz BOOPBOOPBOOPBOOP-

why so cosmic?

- the chronologer

because ✨space✨- holy shit theres an ask from u in here thats months old how did i miss that💀

for a sec i misread your username as cosmic horror o_o

carbon dating ur ask

Get out of my house you soggy bastard

NEVER

IM TAKING OVER GONNA LEAVE SLIME EVERYWHERE

Farts in ur inbox

Huh who did that…

IT FOKIN STANKS

Hey, watch this for me 🐥

I need to go to the store

*holds gentol like hamborger*

☆the slork,

thats me! slorkin

I can literally smell you from here

NOOOO NOOO ITS NOT TRUE IM NOT STINKY

Slime I love you but HOW MANY BLOGS DO YOU HAVE???? /hj (I’m so small and confused)

*shaking you* SLIME WHAT IS YOUR ART FIGHT

AAAAA I POCRASTINATED AND DIDNT JOIN THIS YEAR FJNDKSNDKDMS

If you could be any type of seasoning would you be garlic bc it's good with everything or would you be something else

ginger is literally a spice

If you could make anything into a pencil topper what would it be and would you still stab it with the pencil and/or cut it up with scissors.

dick shaped eraser, and scissors obviously

Do you ever wonder if humans are actually the dumbest animal bc we can't be satisfied with life as is.

Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!!! 🌈🌈🌈🌈 happi pride

OMG SHANDY HI

sorry for keeping u trapped in my inbox this whole time happy pride gorl😩🏳️‍🌈✨