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This too shall pass but like holy fuck

Hello community. I hate to be making this post, but I am unfortunately in need of help.

Due to various things, I had to quit for the sake of my mental health before I could find a new job and I have become unemployed for the last few months. I thought my savings would be able to cover me towards this upcoming month of august, but they haven't. It doesn't help that, despite searching and constantly applying constantly for the last two months, I have been unable to obtain a job.

It has been rather difficult on me, and it's even difficult making this post. For reasons I cannot open up commissions and the like. I have reached a creative stump because I have been so stressed over the fact that I cannot afford groceries or to pay my bills. My parents have agreed to cover my rent for next month, but with the way things have been looking I might not get a job and get paid fast enough to cover my car payment and my insurance payment.

I know that things have been really really crappy the last few months. Every time I hop on I see various donation posts being passed around and feel bad that I cannot donating. I've waited this long to even say anything because I feel horrible asking for help when there are so many who need it more. I can't tell you how much I've wanted to write, only to remember my situation and hold off because if I can write then I can search for a job.

I'd need $450-$500 to be able to get over this next month and give me some more time to find a job. This money would go towards groceries and my bills, and strictly that. I have a friend spotting me $50 so I can get a food license to help me look more appealing to get a job in food right now too- so all fingers crossed this won't be an issue soon.

Genuinely, any amount will help. If you know any jobs hiring and that are continuously available per company that would help. I have been applying left and right no matter the position.

You can Zelle, Cashapp, or Venmo me.

@Chandee-Fisher on Venmo

$ShandyCandy278 on Cashapp

3854487702 for Zelle

If you can't donate, I'd like to ask that you Reblog this. I know there are so many others going around right now too, but I could really use the help.

it is now selfcest stuesday

Something compelled me to draw Unicorn Cream Cookie

Artfight 2024 below

Solace you have an art blog!- It's been a month since I've posted any actual art, but I've been working on the artfight attacks and waited till the end to post them all!

Because I've done a lot this year (again), I'm leaving them below the line so it's not shown as a long post on the dashboard. Feel free check out the creators below and/or save them for next year's attack!

I've included both the artfight usernames and a link to where you can find them (wherever possible) From top left to bottom right:

Gretta by galaxypuddingg (galaxypuddingg on insta)

Brigid by Triskelle

Hotaru by Cakelets @myaverageartblog

Cataclyzm by ChatteringShadows

Whisp by EmeryGrey

Summer by Starry3071

Lumina by Perlendrache (nadja.perlendrache on insta)

Isa by pemto @pempempemto

Urzul by MoonBerryBat @moonberrybat

Ann by Bloom_ (REDpandaMAD on ToyHouse)

Doc by Nanotide @nanotide

Terrence by blu3tac0z @blu3tac0z

Spider-Flor by mothdust

Yui by tthecalliophonee @nevertheyponder

King Sybbyl by KingSybbyl (KingSybbylDraws on Twitter)

Green Light by moeblob @moeblob

Tatharad by Rhizor_Red @rhizor-red

Matcha Latte by BlueCravat (skyesongss on insta)

Soyu by Korrie0jack @jaxonzombie

Ibuki by Gacek (gacvnio on insta)

Mika by autism2009 @waxcleaning

Iris by DigitalTeacup (DustyTeacup on ToyHouse)

Khepri by LucidScreams (Lucid_Sxreams on insta)

Ren Tokyo by Loghann (Loghandraws on insta)

Yukimi by BlossomTato @blossomtato

Nibblets by MaruMaruX (@maru_comics on insta)

Draven by KibblePuppy (KibblePuppy on ToyHouse)

Blackjack by SpookyNyan @spookynyan

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drive off a cliff, its literally on my bucket list

Are you a mass of chemical reactions

arent we all

If you could call anyone a potato who would it be and why

@zen-unknown cause that hoe called me a potato first

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Do you ever wonder if humans are actually the dumbest animal bc we can't be satisfied with life as is.

If you could make anything into a pencil topper what would it be and would you still stab it with the pencil and/or cut it up with scissors.

dick shaped eraser, and scissors obviously

If you could be any type of seasoning would you be garlic bc it's good with everything or would you be something else

ginger is literally a spice

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