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WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHAT?? *starts making thousands of worried phone calls*
HEY BILL!!
It's Crystal! Do you still remember the time I accidentally summoned you while doing Math? That was back in Winchester. OH YEAH, also, I moved to Japan and got married to Touta Matsuda, one of the policemen involved in the Kira case. What are your thoughts about him?
...AH
SORRY TO SAY, BUT I ATE HIM A MINUTE AGO.
Okay, no worries guys, we paid Doraemon to bring him back to existence. With the Anywhere Door and Healing Tape- VERY expensive tools, unfortunately..
HEY BILL!!
It's Crystal! Do you still remember the time I accidentally summoned you while doing Math? That was back in Winchester. OH YEAH, also, I moved to Japan and got married to Touta Matsuda, one of the policemen involved in the Kira case. What are your thoughts about him?
...AH
SORRY TO SAY, BUT I ATE HIM A MINUTE AGO.
Bruh imagine being so down bad for your ex that you got his name in your url. Couldn’t be me
jluo lw kdv ehhq wkluwb bhduv jhw ryhu lw douhdqb
Imagine being so unoriginal that you repeat the thing I’ve heard fifteen times today. Real creative, kid.
You’re just salty bc he’d rather be with the town lunatic than your isosceles ass
Bruh imagine being so down bad for your ex that you got his name in your url. Couldn’t be me
jluo lw kdv ehhq wkluwb bhduv jhw ryhu lw douhdqb
Imagine being so unoriginal that you repeat the thing I’ve heard fifteen times today. Real creative, kid.
he’s got a single strand of hair under his hat Alex hirsch told me so in a dream
are you bald like for real
What do you think
I doodle you on my math exams when I'm stressed, can you see out of the drawings and is it fun watching me try not to have a mental breakdown
I like watching torture, so of course I stalk math classrooms.
a) did you invent math? b) was it invented in order to torture mortals?
A) No.
B) Yes.
Get a triangle and pickle it in vinegar
Call that a Dill Cipher.
👌
(IM WHEEZING)