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Bruh Imagine Being So Down Bad For Your Ex That You Got His Name In Your Url. Couldnt Be Me

Bruh imagine being so down bad for your ex that you got his name in your url. Couldn’t be me

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Imagine being so unoriginal that you repeat the thing I’ve heard fifteen times today. Real creative, kid.

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the-great-horse-cocktail
1 year ago

You’re just salty bc he’d rather be with the town lunatic than your isosceles ass

Bruh imagine being so down bad for your ex that you got his name in your url. Couldn’t be me

jluo lw kdv ehhq wkluwb bhduv jhw ryhu lw douhdqb

Imagine being so unoriginal that you repeat the thing I’ve heard fifteen times today. Real creative, kid.

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the-great-horse-cocktail
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Love it when a being with powers beyond our comprehension is deeply unserious

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the-great-horse-cocktail
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I'm sorry, I'm on a boat right now and they have this wall-painting thing and I just burst out laughing CAUSE TELL ME THIS ISN'T HOW OZZIE'S WENT

I'm Sorry, I'm On A Boat Right Now And They Have This Wall-painting Thing And I Just Burst Out Laughing

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the-great-horse-cocktail
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Then you would be correct

And if I said this:

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Gives this?:

A screenshot of She-ra S5E5 (save the cat). Catra is telling Adora "why did you come back? We both know I don't matter"
Adora cradles Catra's cheek and tearfully says "you matter to me"

What then?

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No cuz like i had such bad catradora brain rot back in the day And now I have a horrendous case of stolitz brain rot The yearning for ships where both parties are traumatized but in different conflicting ways never really goes away It just changes form helluva boss she ra catradora stolitz
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