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1 year ago
Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 9
Xipe Totec: WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE UNDER YOUR BED???
Tezcatlipoca: Because it's safer than having a shotgun.
Xipe Totec: WHAT????????????
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aztec mythology
aztec gods
mythology
incorrect quotes
tezcatlipoca
xipe totec
oh honey that's not even the most disturbing thing he has under his bed
*not even the most disturbing non-living thing
yes I needed to add that
do not ask why
the god of night does not share secrets
I've been shitposting about Aztec mythology more often
and it makes me so HAPPY
I fucking LOVE this mythology
4 years ago
man i love soup
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look its very deep
its not i love soup and stop
it's like
soup is peak comfort
warm tasty runny chunky steaming spoonful of heaven
bowlful?
oh idk
it's so 😮💨😮💨
ITS SO YUMMY
and it makes me so happy
like like you'd think drinking soup was drinking soup
but i love soup more than any of u fuckers
because the day my mom makes soup for me i see heavens and everything beyond and celestial bodies and its just delish
i am THE soup bitch
ok goodbye
2 years ago
And we LOVE SEEING IT!
Miguel upon becoming besties with Robby.

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