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The Redfort Gang as Cards Against Humanity Players

Clancy: the one looking up all his cards on Google Images because he doesn’t understand them

Elliot: Laughing hysterically when the judge reads his card, giving himself away

Froghorn: The judge that takes everything extremely literally, doesn’t get any of the irony or sarcasm of the game

Del: Only uses the sexual/inappropriate cards, (Daniel Radcliffe’s delicious asshole is her personal fave)

Mrs. Digby: The judge that sits there staring and refusing to talk until everyone quits talking and quiets down to listen to the cards

Blacker: The one looking over at other peoples card, and spends each round trying to guess (out loud) who put in each card

Ruby: The one who has somehow won almost every round, despite people actively trying not to pick hers

Red: the one who hasn’t won a single round, insists each round “this is the one!!” (It’s never the one)

Hitch: The sneaky one that suspiciously always ends up with the best cards

LB: the owner of the cards, who is usually more worried about them being put away properly and orderly and people not spilling food on them than the actual game

Froghorn: Did it hurt when you fell?

Blacker, smirking: From what? Heaven?

Froghorn: No, from that Uber. You tripped on your foot and just laid there for a couple seconds.

Blacker:

Ruby: ...We all saw it.

Hitch: LB where are you going?

LB: to seek the company of the only person around here who has any amount of sense

Blacker: and who's that?

LB: myself