A Good Boy - Tumblr Posts
Okay, storytime for anyone that wants to know. When I first moved to where I lived, I volunteered at the aquarium at the touch tank. I loved the horseshoe crabs.
I am a short girl, 5’2”, at the time 170lbs. So imagine me scritching the horseshoe crabs, tickling their mouths between their legs when they flip over, letting them “pinch” me, and then holding them up to a 6 foot tall burly biker dude covered in tattoos.
My small whimpy ass: “Wanna pet her? :D”
Him: *Eyes go wide and he takes a step back.* “NO.”
I love horseshoe crabs so much. Sweet things, gentle things, so sweet and good. Apparently still enough to scare bikers.
Moon horseshoe crab makes me so happy. He is perfect. <3
Moon but he’s a horseshoe crab:


What is a Legion-Hunting Nightkin to do without a pet Nightstalker? Good thing these two will never have to find out!

my Automatic Favourite Character requirements, apparently:
- goth
- eyeball tattoos
- dead

my mental image anytime i see someone leave this comment

I rewatched some of Eddsworld the other day. I forgot how amazing Tom is! Just look at that good boyo (also redownloaded an old drawing program so... ye)
Kinda wanna make an oc based on my old build a bear stuffed animal but I got NO idea how to do that