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XoftPower

X-men nonsense. https://yike-a-hooty.tumblr.com/

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XoftPower#9 X-FactorTM

Kyle: It’s funny, because technically mutants had “X-Factor” first, but I guess the x-men were too busy with the civil rights thing to focus on IP rights. And no-one can fight Simon’s legal team.

Shatterstar: *draws swords*

Kyle: *considers it*

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Xoftpower#4 Pitch#8 The French Connexion

Xavier: Ok, sure, but is there a plot to this...?

Bobby: Eh, it’s French, does it really need one?

Xavier: *closes eyes* Omega level, omega level...

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4 years ago

XoftPower#8 Based on a true story

Kyle: How did Jean-Paul ever have a crush on this guy...?!

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4 years ago

Xoftpower#2 Pitch#5 Mutie Eye for a Sapien Guy

Christian: You know, speaking French doesn’t make you European, Jean-Paul.

Jean-Paul: ...Shut up, Christian.

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4 years ago

XoftPower#10 Himbos in Limbo

Himbos in Limbo, with your Magikal host, Illyana Rasputin

No.1 Chat Show in Krakoa - don’t miss it!

Kyle: I really think this one’s gonna be a hit. You should see the guestlist Illyana’s cooked up

Jean-Paul: And they’ve all agreed to appear?

Kyle: Illyana said it wouldn’t be a problem

Kyle: ...

Jean-Paul: And you were too afraid to ask any more questions?

Kyle: And I was too afraid to ask any more questions.

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4 years ago

Xoftpower#5 X-Files: Pitch Portfolio

Xavier: My god...even my filing system is a hacky rip-off.

Magneto: I think perhaps it’s time to bring in some help on this one Charles?

Bobby: I dunno, I would totally watch like all of these.

Xavier: My god you’re still here.

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