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XoftPower#10 Himbos in Limbo
Himbos in Limbo, with your Magikal host, Illyana Rasputin
No.1 Chat Show in Krakoa - don’t miss it!
Kyle: I really think this one’s gonna be a hit. You should see the guestlist Illyana’s cooked up
Jean-Paul: And they’ve all agreed to appear?
Kyle: Illyana said it wouldn’t be a problem
Kyle: ...
Jean-Paul: And you were too afraid to ask any more questions?
Kyle: And I was too afraid to ask any more questions.
XoftPower#9 X-FactorTM
Kyle: It’s funny, because technically mutants had “X-Factor” first, but I guess the x-men were too busy with the civil rights thing to focus on IP rights. And no-one can fight Simon’s legal team.
Shatterstar: *draws swords*
Kyle: *considers it*
XoftPower#8 Based on a true story
Kyle: How did Jean-Paul ever have a crush on this guy...?!
XoftPower#7 Rule #1
The Fastball Special, a.k.a. A little wolverine goes a long way
Xoftpower#6 Dream Team
Xavier: So as you can see, all of the suggestions so far have been a combination of terrible puns and potential lawsuits. Usually both.
Kyle: I appreciate the offer Professor, but I’m a business manager. I do some PR and media, but I’m not really qualified to be your “tv guy”...
Xavier: Kyle. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. Do you think Bobby Drake was “qualified” when I sent him to fight international terrorists with snowballs at 14 years of age?
Kyle: I - my god really?
Xavier: But no, you’re probably right. You’re only human after all. Pity. Jean-Paul was so pleased when he heard you were getting involved with our efforts on Krakoa, but I’m sure he will understand...
Kyle: *eyes narrow* Goddammit. Fine.
Xavier: Excellent stuff Mr. Jinadu-Beaubier, wonderful. Anyway, here’s your team, good luuuuck!
Xoftpower#5 X-Files: Pitch Portfolio
Xavier: My god...even my filing system is a hacky rip-off.
Magneto: I think perhaps it’s time to bring in some help on this one Charles?
Bobby: I dunno, I would totally watch like all of these.
Xavier: My god you’re still here.
Xoftpower#3 Pitch#4 X and the City
Emma: I wonder will all of the sex talk be awkward for you dear, given that your father and I used to-
Rachel: Oh don’t worry Emma. I’m sure you have plenty of other material to draw from.
Rogue: Please, y’all know we’ll just be listenin’ to Kitty talk about Mr Big anyways.
Kate: For the last time Rogue, his name is Colossus, and I’m totally over him now. Again.
Xoftpower#2 Pitch#5 Mutie Eye for a Sapien Guy
Christian: You know, speaking French doesn’t make you European, Jean-Paul.
Jean-Paul: ...Shut up, Christian.
XoftPower#1 TV, my x-men (and other assorted media)
Kurt: And let’s not forget the power of love, ja?
Xavier: *sigh* Yes, Nightcrawler, we know.