Speaking Of, I Think Disney Has Handled The Marketing For Descendants Better Than Netflix And Stranger

Speaking of, I think Disney has handled the marketing for Descendants better than Netflix and Stranger Things.

Hey Netflix, it's one decent YA novel a year all written by the same author to fill a hiatus, not a bunch of expanded universe garbage thrown into the void all at once. Did you guys not learn from Lucasfilm and the years of shitty side novels?

The hype after watching the trailers for Stranger Things 3 and Descendants 3… I feel personally attacked

Why does everyone think that stupid trailer monster is Billy? It's most likely Brenner and an easy excuse for Eleven to dig into his past, find him and kill him off.

Brenner is a mini-boss and won't be back in the last season. He's going to get killed before the final boss, the Mindflayer.

So far Eleven has been a clean slate and a tool for the projection of other male characters' feelings and desires.

For Hopper he is projecting his past and what he feels are his failures as a parent due to something that was out of his control.

For Mike, Eleven is a projection of his need for attention because he's getting none from his family. It's less that Mike is actually in love with her and more about wanting validation.

For Brenner, it's about ultimate power (duh). Her powers are more than she can control and can cause destruction.

Yeah, I don't trust any of the men in this show.

I wish that were true. I want Lemony Snicket and Count Olaf to start intruding in on Stranger Things.

The Mindflayer? Totally the VFD's fault in the wake of the schism. He was forged from Olaf and Esme's arsons.

All of the Hawkins adults were in the VFD too. It just makes sense.

every netflix original occurs in the same universe

For anyone who has stopped by here and wondered why I have such a fondness for Dr. Brenner, it’s because I’ve had a crush on Keys forever.

I'm way too old for any of the shipping and the whole Jopper thing just seems like it will be emotionally manipulative to the audience and won't end up working out.

Stranger Things unpopular opinion

I actually don’t ship any of the kids because it just makes me feel weird about shipping a bunch of little kids together