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“dude” but like romantically

I would never condone watching F1 for free without subscribing to those expensive, corporate streaming sites that make millions from advertising other corporations.

And I would never condone clicking on this link to watch F1 pre-season testing and all the free practices, qualifying and races.

Don’t click on this link.

JOKES! Fuck that, free for all is what I say. No one should miss out on F1 because it’s expensive to watch.

Just to be clear…this is the link I am talking about. It streams F1 for free. FREE!

I will do what queens do. 

Hehehehehehehehehe

Legolas: What's up? You look pale.

Aragorn: I went to the Library of Moria, and I found- I found-

Aragorn: those fanfictions...

Legolas: What about them?

Aragorn: They were all about you and I! We were-

Aragorn: No, this is Sauron's doing. I can't believe it.

Legolas, to Gimli: He doesn't know I wrote them all.

James: one time we mated a bulldog with a shih tzu

James: we called it a bullshit

Loki: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow

Natasha: Weak I sleep with a gun

Y/N: You're both pathetic

Natasha: oh? What do you sleep with?

Y/N: Bucky

Winter soldier: run if you want to live

Y/N: *Starts sprinting*

Winter soldier: not like towards me though

personally these two images give me the same energy:

I will not be taking criticism at this time.

Hehehe neither do I

i don't see a difference...

Has anyone else seen this yet??

Reblog if your blog is lgbt+ positive and won’t stand for transphobia, homophobia, biphobia, lesbiphobia, and so on!!!!!!!!

Tony: Y/N, I dare you to-

Steve: Y/N: Isn’t allowed to accept dares.

Y/N: Apparently I have ‘no regard for my personal safety’

Y/N: Love is dead.

Clint: You’re literally making a Valentines day card for Wanda, right now

Y/N, pointing a hot glue gun at him: You’re on thin fucking ice, buddy.

Y/N: I love dark humour.

Wanda: Really?

Y/N: *turns off light* Wanna hear a joke?

Wanda: I love you

Stranger: Hey, is this person bothering you?

Wanda, sighing and looking at Y/N: Yeah, but I married them so I signed up for this.

Bruce: How would you rate your pain?

Y/N: 0/10

Bruce: How- Your arm is literally going the wrong way-

Y/N: As in 0/10 would not recommend 

Bruce:…..

Y/N: Very not Gucci, does not slap, no thanks. 

Wanda: I will now torture you.

Y/N, smirking: Kinky

Wanda: I think you’re really sweet and beautiful.

Y/N, backing up: Wait…

Wanda: You deserve to be cared for

Y/N: No

Wanda: Your feelings are valid and your needs are valid and you deserve to be heard

Y/N: I need a safe word! 

Imagine confusing Elrond by booping his nose and not explaining what it means when he asks.

Thranduil: Am I dramatic??  Thranduil: Yes. Thranduil: But is it justified?? Thranduil: Also yes. 

disney’s descendants is high school musical for hot topic kids, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Y/N: Ah yes, the five love languages.

Y/N, pointing at Tony: 'My family never told me they were proud of me'

Y/N, pointing at Peter: 'I'm so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes

Y/N, pointing at Natasha: 'I love girls'

Y/N, pointing at Bruce: 'Please pay attention to me'

Y/N, pointing at Bucky: 'Touch Starved’