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Legolas: What's up? You look pale.

Aragorn: I went to the Library of Moria, and I found- I found-

Aragorn: those fanfictions...

Legolas: What about them?

Aragorn: They were all about you and I! We were-

Aragorn: No, this is Sauron's doing. I can't believe it.

Legolas, to Gimli: He doesn't know I wrote them all.

I will do what queens do. 

Winter soldier: run if you want to live

Y/N: *Starts sprinting*

Winter soldier: not like towards me though

Y/N: Love is dead.

Clint: You’re literally making a Valentines day card for Wanda, right now

Y/N, pointing a hot glue gun at him: You’re on thin fucking ice, buddy.

I would never condone watching F1 for free without subscribing to those expensive, corporate streaming sites that make millions from advertising other corporations.

And I would never condone clicking on this link to watch F1 pre-season testing and all the free practices, qualifying and races.

Don’t click on this link.

JOKES! Fuck that, free for all is what I say. No one should miss out on F1 because it’s expensive to watch.

Just to be clear…this is the link I am talking about. It streams F1 for free. FREE!

disney’s descendants is high school musical for hot topic kids, thank you for coming to my tedtalk