Tony: Y/N, I Dare You To-

Tony: Y/N, I dare you to-

Steve: Y/N: Isn’t allowed to accept dares.

Y/N: Apparently I have ‘no regard for my personal safety’

Wanda: I will now torture you.

Y/N, smirking: Kinky

Wanda: I think you’re really sweet and beautiful.

Y/N, backing up: Wait…

Wanda: You deserve to be cared for

Y/N: No

Wanda: Your feelings are valid and your needs are valid and you deserve to be heard

Y/N: I need a safe word! 

Winter soldier: run if you want to live

Y/N: *Starts sprinting*

Winter soldier: not like towards me though

Y/N: Love is dead.

Clint: You’re literally making a Valentines day card for Wanda, right now

Y/N, pointing a hot glue gun at him: You’re on thin fucking ice, buddy.

disney’s descendants is high school musical for hot topic kids, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

Stranger: Hey, is this person bothering you?

Wanda, sighing and looking at Y/N: Yeah, but I married them so I signed up for this.