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everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name

There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.

some time last year in a daze i signed up to be a community notes contributor on twitter, and i have not used this ability once in any meaningful sense, but i do appreciate that it sometimes provides me with exclusive advance previews of muppet discourse

your adopted sons are about to rat you out

Tumblr ate one of my posts??? What the hell? Here hold on I still remember the confession I’ll try to recreate it word for word

Transcript (from memory): how tf do people headcanon that horror is a good cook?? That fucker hasn’t eaten in 7 fucking years, dawg/pos

mf only knows how to fucking make uncomfortable eye contact and has probably eaten candles/pos

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.

god she is always serving cunt.

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

was your first phone a flip phone?

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Timmy's graduation from Pixies' Academy was a very filled very chaotic day. Peri did his very best to behave! He didn't want to make a fuss on Timmy's big day!!!

But when you get a bunch of green stuff and no soda with your food, that's when you've had enough.

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You guys are eating up the previous doodles, so I thought I might try to draw out some clips from the fic the way I envisioned them while writing.

Want context? Read Paranormal Peri on AO3

<Doodles I’m referring to

ignore that the perspective looks like shit. this is really funny to me

A question for the fairies! Why do y'all have legs if you float everywhere? Is it some kindof evolutionary leftover? Or to be more familiar to humans? (Btw I love your series/headcanons, and I love the designs of everyone!)

The reason they have legs is becau-

Oh! Yeah, sure, ok. Go ahead, Cosmo.

....

Well you heard it here folks!!!! Right from the source!!

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I freaking love the name Bink!

Anywayyyyyy, as an avid UTMV enjoyer, I'm really curious as to how something like this would work out.

I've been seeing a bunch of art lately with all the new AU Bills hanging out, so it makes sense that there would be an interconnected multiverse. Of course, the rules of Gravity Falls and Undertale vary by quite a bit so in general, Bink and Error Bill are going to be their own new characters.

How do these two work? Where exactly does Bink come from if he doesn't have a home AU like Ink? What about Error Bill? (Erill? Erill kinda sounds cool. I'll use that for now)

Knowing Error is corrupted Geno, is Erill maybe a corrupted Bill who failed at coming back? Would he still have his memories or would they be gone like Error's?

Does the newly established Gravity Falls Multiverse have the same balance system as the UTMV? Would Bink and Erill be in charge of it? Or are they just the inevitable outcomes of a fanmade multiverse, not there for any reason in particular? (except maybe to represent the creation and destruction held within those multiverses)

Meet Bink cipher.

He doesn’t have au but out-coded.

Error cipher and bink cipher belongs to me

Euclydia found bill (au) belongs to raven-anime

Mr bill pines (au) belongs to honeqq

the age-old question: "is my beloved mutual in a totally different time zone to me or do they just have a terrible sleep schedule"

all of this is /j and /lh!!

I just want to see Cosmo, wanda, Timmy, Prei

And the god kids, if you want to

In a cuddle pile.

Cuddle pile!!! Once, Peri brought home a stray Furby. It brought the entire house into chaos as the Furby went feral on them. It took sacrificing Cosmo to it for the Furby to calm down.

It spat him out eventually, but the house was a wreck afterwords. Wanda refused to let Timmy or Peri keep it as a pet, thinking (rightly) that they're not ready for one. Cupid took the Furby off their hands afterwords.

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Since Peri's in his early twenties and Timmy's in like his mid-30s do the two go out and get a drink together sometimes a fairy world and just vent about work to each other

Whenever Peri gets too stressed or caught up in his own head, Timmy would take him to the dive bars in Anti-Fairy World to help unwind and loosen up. Being surrounded by messy and loud fairies helps remind Peri that not everything needs to be perfect.

Likewise, whenever Peri notices that Timmy's losing sleep or working too much, Peri takes Timmy out to quieter restaurants to ground him back to reality. The slow pace and even slower service helps force Timmy back to the present and take a breather.

Even though they haven't lived in the same roof for several years, they still do their best to look out for each other.

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Ok this is gonna sound fun but, did Timmy ever get any advice from "fairy mason" who was his fairy lawyer in the norm the genie episode. It would be cool to see Timmy have a mentor

Timmy practically lived in Fairy Mason's office throughout his entire schooling at Pixies' Academy. He had lots of questions and discussions and thoughts!!!! And Fairy Mason answered every. single. one of them.

Fairy Mason wrote the letter of recommendation to the Fairy Council to let Timmy work so close with Jorgen on Da Rules' policy changes! Timmy was able to hit the ground running by the time he entered the workforce thanks to it. He also quickly made a name of himself as one of the best lawyers of the Pixie Court due to Mason's tutelage!

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Would you like to share what you made? What kind of species did you make?

Okay- So, technically this one isn't really mine and it's definitely something a bunch of people already have, buuuuuuuut-

It's a worm on a string!!

Cubbihue's newest installment of Itty Bitties had a worm on a string scarf type thing, and prior to that there was the post where they mentioned worm research. We talked, I'm definitely adding a worm to the criminal au at some point, but it was that conversation that made me curious about the lives of worms.

I'm already pretty well-versed in species building and just decided to go ahead and make all the worm information.

Because they're so mythical in nature, you really could just chalk all this up to magic- But not me!

I haven't gotten a habitat down for these guys just yet, but as it is, I've got a bunch of other stuff, from social behaviors, to anatomy (or a very basic gist of it,) to thermoregulation and a lack of thermoregulation in different types of worms!

Species crafting is very fun, but also time consuming, and the worms are still a bit of a work in progress as of now.

As much as I would love to rant about the worms and every cool idea I have for them as of now, if I don't get to sleep soon, I'm going to be up by the time the sun rises.

I'll probably share all my worm research when it's completely finished, which may very well be tomorrow