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I'm so unmotivated to work on this 3D shizniss. I just want to run away from college and never come back. And hopefully find a meerkat and a warthog who can teach me Hakuna Matata.
Nagrada the Prized...?
As promised, this was made for Nagrada, the Twister from @selkiesbittybonanza.
Along with Zalman, Magnar and Arach from @vex-bittys
I wanted to make a fic for Magnar but Nagrada’s towered over me to the point I had to ask this and make a fic for my Prized Twister, those boys need some love!
Rating: T
Warnings: Attempted Kidnapping, some Violence, Over-abundance of Fluff and Parental Feelings
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Nagrada never expected to become a parental figure before. Sure he had taken care of rubber duckies before, but such itty-bitty babies were different, always sneaking into his pool behind the desk, swimming around or clinging to the pool noodles Dotchi had bought for him, or to the many more duckies she had gotten for him, particularly gooey bitties staying on the duckies and watching others splash around as Nagrada carefully would scrub at the tiny ones when it was bath time, or come out of one of his pools and spend time with the babies in their room when Zalman, Magnar or Arach never needed a break.
He may man the front desk but so did others, and there was nothing quite like the feeling of falling asleep in a bitty pile, even if he was so large that it was more like a giant being piled on by tiny little beings.
But Zalman was Papa, Magnar was Dad and Arach was Mama, and Arach was not sharing any of the female titles.
So a near adult Mumcher had taken the time out of her day to find out the Croatian word for Dad, seeing as his name was Croatian for Prize.
Then they had something for him: Tata.
There would have been so much backlash with that, and there was with a few adults, but Zalman did some damage control and soon baby bitties were happily using it as both a way of calling Nagrada their father and a way of saying goodbye, visitors being waved goodbye with joyful ‘TTFN: Ta-ta for Now!’.
Nagrada was actually very happy with development, playing with the children was a joy, he loved them from the bottom his soul, and woe betide anyone who decided to harm the babies, if they could even get past the Venemous and overprotective Magnar and Arach, Zalman having no fear in choking anyone either for them, no matter how angry or bratty a child may be sometimes, they were theirs to raise for future adopters and that was a line drawn clear in the sand for anyone who even bothered to open their eyes.
But sometimes things happened.
Zalman needed a recharge night with his Soulbonded Owner, staying with Dotchi for the night, Arach was on Orb Patrol again that night and Magnar had the Raggedy-Mumcher Orb the main three adopted in his hiding place and was frequently going back to check on it before finally passing out in his nest of treasures with the Orb, and because Magnar was supposed to be with him they never called Graves from the Horror Pantry, letting him stay with those he was initially brought for, not that Nagrada blamed Magnar, the Coral could sleep where he wanted, he could handle time with the kids, it was a big enough group and some of the kids were mature enough that arguments were dealt with and they wore each other out when he wasn’t contributing.
It was in the dark of the night he heard something outside.
It wasn’t unusual for someone to be out patrolling, but usually bitties were either asleep at this time or in the attic watching the stars if they couldn’t, and with Nightmares and Dreams running rampant creating fantastical things in dreams that in itself was rare.
He looked to the circle of bitties that he had formed within his coils as he slowly slid from around them, making his way into the shadows, taking a look around the bitty shop, taking quick checks around the windows before slowly deciding it must have been his imagination.
Even if it wasn't he had children to take care of, any threats that came to him would be dealt with.
As if to compliment that thought there was a thud and he found himself slithering as fast as a flash, seeing the window was pried open with a dark figure slinking in, reaching to the slumbering children and picking up a Queenie which jostled the little one awake, fear immediately crossing her face as she was about to cry out only for the unknown being to cover her scream with his thumb, which only led her to biting him, but considering how small she was it wasn’t very effective, a grin sliding across his face as he opened a sack beside him.
However before he got too far he was wrapped within the merciless coils of a very angry parent, Nagrada’s tail wrapping around kidnapper’s wrist and swiftly breaking it, causing him to let go of the Queenie, only for her to be caught in the waiting hands of the Prized Twister who had made sure she was safe as she stared with wide eyes at him and the would-be kidnapper.
“ Tata...” She started bawling her eyes out, awakening the other baby bitties as they watched the man struggling as his consciousness was being squeezed out of him, Murders, Horrors and Nightmares buzzing in delight as they watched the unknown assailant drop in their parent’s hold, Teeth bitties covering their eyes with the Dreams, Toriels holding their friends and each other in fear as Nagrada cradled the sobbing baby bitty, apologizing to her as she merely held his shirt as tightly as she could, refusing to let go as the commotion caused others to arrive.
A few days later his pool was absolutely covered in multiple colors of duct tape ribbons, one in particular covered with golden stars and a thank you to him on one side for their beloved TTFN, Nagrada.
There's a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.