theweirdestroller

A Very Bored Author

A multifandom author on the constant search for prompts- And does actually write, just forgets to post sometimes

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The Age-old Question: "is My Beloved Mutual In A Totally Different Time Zone To Me Or Do They Just Have

the age-old question: "is my beloved mutual in a totally different time zone to me or do they just have a terrible sleep schedule"

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10 months ago

ignore that the perspective looks like shit. this is really funny to me

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reblogging because i have nine days left i think for my 20th i might write a birthday fic for my criminal au or try and draw something Depends on my mood i might even actually post something for the dc fandom for the first time ever i have at least a week to figure this out

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9 months ago

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10 months ago

was your first phone a flip phone?

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is it bad that my answer is yes even though im 19? i mean ill be 20 in 6 days but that's beside the point. I HAVE A SMARTPHONE NOW! yeah ive had one for some time now it should be noted that i am the only one of my siblings who had a flip phone as my first phone no i am not the oldest

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9 months ago

Tumblr ate one of my posts??? What the hell? Here hold on I still remember the confession I’ll try to recreate it word for word

Transcript (from memory): how tf do people headcanon that horror is a good cook?? That fucker hasn’t eaten in 7 fucking years, dawg/pos

mf only knows how to fucking make uncomfortable eye contact and has probably eaten candles/pos

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OKAY BUT LIKE i may be a sucker for whatever found family thing nightmare's gang had going on and i honestly am likely going to stay that way but outside of ending up in the gang horror had to make something out of basically nothing it's not that there was no food it was that there was way too little and to stay alive you need to know how to make the most out of basically nothing you kinda had to learn how to cook at least a little bit to stay alive keep food from rotting or just stretching the use of whatever you've got and it makes sense that he would be a good cook or at least not a bad one in canon and if you bring nightmare's gang into the picture no matter the version you like really horror is going to have access to more food and i suspect he'd want to try cooking with it at the very least horror still likely has major food issues no matter what headcanons you personally subscribe to i just really like the more sympathetic version of the gang they were a big part of a not the best time in my life and they made it a bit better AND there`s nothing wrong with that fandom is what we make it! so while i sometimes like my headcanons with a logical and canonical explanation i think good cook horror is great no matter the reasons! even if he learns after he ends up in nightmare's gang! i love seeing other people's fun headcanons

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9 months ago

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

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