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You were banished for the stupidest reason. Even your worst enemies agree that your banishment was unjust.

See the thing about tumblr is NO ONE WARNS YOU IN ADVANCE OF HOW INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL YOUR MUTUALS ARE GOING TO BE!!!

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

fanfics are one of the best things that humanity has come up with. i fucking love reading stories about my favorite characters from people who have the same brainrot as me

For legal purposes, Impulse owns almost every Hermit's souls. This is to prevent other demons from trying to steal them. Cub and Scar were already covered by the Vex, but Impulse is hanging onto everyone else's. He has every right to absolutely destroy Mumbo for the soul-eating stunt in S8, but he's holding onto that for future blackmail purposes.

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On this blog, we're normal about gay block ppl 😌. (<- lie)

HELLO??? First post here???

i forget mcyts have like tumblr accounts.

Like wdym there’s a small sliver of a chance that one of these famous people might come across one of my shitposts about them that I wrote at 2am which no explanation or logical reason other than I wanted to and thought it was funny?

Like WDYM PEARL MIGHT SEE MY WACK DRAWING OF HER THAT I DID RUNNING ON 3 HOURS OF SLEEP????

if grian had tumblr and gem was active on hers I would be cooked because I would make every post about snailduo.

I swear Joel said his tumblr account in like hermitcraft episodeee..20? I can’t remember if someone finds it pls lmk we need tabs on this man.

JOE HILLS HAS TUMBLR TOO I FORGOT ABT THAT

Totally normal about them :> (<- lie)!

Hello! So I was scrolling through Tumblr and saw you ask on "mcytshipsandmore" about the flower husbands usually being written as toxic, definitely agree! But I also had a fic recommendation, literally one of my favorite fics ever! It's "If Only to be Good Enough For You" by HolyMolyGuacamole!

I would definitely check the tags and trigger warnings as it has stuff like homophobia, self harm, etc. But I swear it's so worth it cuz Scott and Jimmy are just so <333.

Anyways that's all! Hope you can enjoy!

Thank you for the recommendation!! I’ll make sure to check it out ucdyskdysktdydykdy flower husbands my beloved <333

For some reason I’m always rlly shocked whenever I see someone ship something straight that isn’t shadowbeans in the life series/empires/hermitcraft community bc what do you mean out of allllll of these homosexual very very gay interactions you choose to ship like smth straight 😨 /pos

LITERALLY SAME

Straight ships can be as cute as gay ships! 🫶🫶 it’s okay to ship a straight ship or a gay ship :3

The 2 characters can still be lgbtq headcannoned (like bi, pan, etc) and still be in a “straight” ship! :3

GAHHHH HEHEHEHEJSJ EGG RHSBEJSN

(Just don’t ship smajor in a straight ship because he’s mentioned he doesn’t want to be in any straight ships since he’s gay irl and he probably sees his character as gay to canonly 🫶)

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this took me almost 17 hours pls cheer for me--

gem and a foramare (from one of my fave childhood games; min hero: tower of sages),, i mean come on,, you can't tell me the creepy seahorse-monster doesn't fit her vibe !! it's perfect !!

here's an alt version w more lighting, I'm not too good at figuring out that stuff just yet but it's pretty cute i think !! also included some sketching i did of the first idea

here's a photo of the original foramare <3

i couldn't find any better pics of it online,, i highly recommend the game tho! there's some cool monster designs there (tho be warned, it is an older game so there's also some characters that have maybe not aged as well)

here's a little speedpaint too :)

image description below:

[1st ID: A digital painting of Geminitay riding on a Foramare. Gem's appearance is loosely based on her season 10 skin, she has on an off-white pirate shirt, dark pants and dark boots. Gem is holding up a sword towards the top right of the drawing, where light is shining down on her. The foramare is a teal-colored scaly horse, with dark green mane and tail. It's tail is long and lizard-like with spikes along the top, and the green hair part along the bottom. It has white eyes, a long horn on it's forehead and white tusks sticking out of it's mouth. It has on a golden bridle, and growing on it's body there are barnacles and an orange seastar. The background is a jungle, and the foramare is walking in a river. End of ID.]

[2nd ID: the same art but with more sunrays. End of ID.]

[3rd ID: A sketch done in blue pen of Gem and the foramare. End of ID.]

[4th ID: A very low-quality photo of the original Foramare from the game. It has no bridle or horn like in the drawing, and it has red eyes and it's ribs are visible through a hole in it's side. End of ID.]

I desperately miss flower husbands

Like genuinely, I want them back.

I get it, ranchers is funky (/pos) and wholesome and all

But I kind of hate the fact that ppl just like… left flower husbands completely and now ppl call it toxic.

Ik there are still flower husbands shippers out there, obviously, but like… yk what I mean?

And I’ve seen someone say before in refute to the whole “guys it’s a block game, it’s rlly not toxic to hit someone in a BLOCK GAME” saying that: “yeah, it’s a block game, so why did u call them husbands?”

DID YA’LL FORGET THAT SCOTT STARTED IT?? DID YA’LL FORGET THAT SCOTT STARTED THE “husband” PART OF IT?? HAD SCOTT NOT SAID “nope, we’re married now” (or whatever he said idk I’m dying rn ycxtkctixitxt) WHEN JIMMY GAVE HIM THE POPPY WE PROB WOULDNT HAVE CALLED THEM FLOWER HUSBANDS. HAD SCOTT NOT LITERALLY SCREAMED “NOO MY HUSBAND!” WHEN JIMMY DIES FOR THE SECOND TIME, DO U THINK WE WOULD HAVE CALLED THEM HUSBANDS??? DO U??? WE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE CALLED THEM LIKE FLOWER BOYFRIENDS OR SMTH

PLEASEEE PEOPLE STOP CALLING THEM TOXIC I SWEAR TO GOD THEY’RE NOT.

LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN EMPIRES SEASON 1???? HAVE YOU SEEN IT??? THEY’RE SO VGTIDTIERSTIDKDKTDKTDOY

Anyway

Sorry for yapping in ur inbox I was feeling a bit emo

I am currently watching Empires s1 and yeah I agree. It feels like people sometimes mistake Scott’s teasing for bullying.

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You mean to tell me that Grian actually named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grick? You mean to tell me he ACTUALLY killed Scar and it showed up in chat as “Goodtimewithscar was killed by Grian using his charm and good looks” ??? Right in front of every other hermit on this good christian minecraft server??????? What in the homosexuality is going on I thought that was a fan edit,,,,,,

Hello, I'm just a humble reader of hermit coffee and co. And i just finish reading the latest chapter and i got to say. Boy this thing gonna end in disaster one way or another. So let's talk about the elephant on the room, Mumbo and Scott being rebounds for each others. This relationship between them is a fickle thing, it's temporary. It won't last forever. Heck it might even ended before it last long. I fear that this two might destroy whatever friendship or relationship forming between them and might affect the others about it. Think about the two of them acknowledge this agreement between them. Scott is attempting to heal from his and jimmy's former romantic relationship while mumbo is well trying filled the jealousy and heartbreak he felt over his crush Grian who is dating his other best friend scar. And this rebound relationship between them is gonna well.. unhealthy and toxic in the future? eh who knows. I only could theorize at this point. But hey I'm excited about the other characters reaction about this rebound relationship happening between Mumbo and Scott aside from Joel who knows already and Tango. Anyway keep it up author.

(Side note: if this however being send to a random tumblr blog. I would like to apologize for sending you this. You must be confused and all. Feel free to delete this ask and thank you.)

I hear you!

However, they're being super careful and communicative with each other. They both know the other is working through feelings and they've been honest about where they stand in this ~situationship~ they're in now.

They're both adults and they both know it won't be forever. It is a temporary thing to help them both move past their feelings for others.

Rebound has a super negative connotation, but for this situation in particular, it doesn't have to be.

I understand that it's to be expected that a rebound relationship is going to blow up and that things are going to go wrong and people will get hurt, but understand that this is already two people who are hurting already and this is simply having someone else to call on and have fun with while they wait for time to heal them.

They're being safe. Neither wants to get hurt again or hurt the other.

Thanks for sending me your feelings on this :) it was super interesting to read!

My love (ao3) has gone to the war (isn't loading) i fear he may not be home by christmas (not in time for my bedtime story) the children grow weary (it's me, im the children), I weap in his absence

etho talked about the hermits being able to rename ravagers, sounds like someone took him up on that

update: this happened shortly after Jevin renamed it

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

they are sleeping

none of my posts seem to reach the hermitcraft fandom for some reason.. hc fandom are u there..

synchronized skizz n joel screaming their heads off. they share half a brain cell between them