So Real - Tumblr Posts
sorry i asked you to drag me to the bed by my hair, do you still think i’m pretty?
sorry I asked you to fuck me silly in a forest. do you still think I’m cute?




More drone stuff lol
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The secret wish is to write a fanfic that someone loves so much they make fan art of it, or to create a drawing that someone creates an entire fic based off of it.
my OCs need to witness less horrors and do more smooching. but alas. I am their god.
REAL!!
He’s probably gonna do it to annoy others or so. Truly makes sense
FNAFB BB would definitely just be your average Angsty meme teenager 😔
He definitely would be, all of his memes would be complete garbage like please go do your homework child instead of whatever this is.
Either that or he would be the type of teenager that still quotes all those memes back from the MLG era and makes everyone cringe a little bit each time.
When people hate on The Secret History for being pretentious or slow paced. I am like you fool, you absolute fool, you don't know anything. You fell on her tramp.
Oh I loved it at the beginning but then it got too complicated. You mean you had the same emotions as Richard through the book, Did you hate the characters at the end? Did it make you pop your own bubble? Oh you absolute fool.
This book is meant to make you feel like Richard, totally enamored at first and then so disgusted and preturbed by the characters. Were they too human? Womp Womp bitch.
headcanon that percy and annabeth's ability to wordlessly communicate on the battlefield isn't because of years of training as soldiers. but because their signals are just layers upon layers of inside jokes. like, annabeth makes a finger gun motion toward a monster and everyone thinks she's telling percy to shoot it. except only he knows she's actually directing him to throw something the size of burrito at it. or, percy making a slit-throat motion toward an annoying camper and everyone thinks he telling annabeth to hurt them. but only she knows he's actually asking her to insult the camper so badly that the insult cuts to the bone.
Jude: never trusting Cardan even though he can’t lie (valid)
Cardan: trusts Jude with his whole heart even though she can lie (unhinged)