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The deep pain of being unable to murder fictional characters… and also not wanting to get bodysnatched by a russian rat who very clearly predates shampoo

I saw someone say "give fyodor an award" and uh no actually id rather hit him over the head with a brick multiple times but thanks anyway

I saw someone say "give fyodor an award" and uh no actually id rather hit him over the head with a brick multiple times but thanks anyway

Thinking about that scene from fifteen when Chuuya makes that silly battlecry and rockets into frame, immediately knocking him and Rimbaud out again

RIP 15!Chuuya, you would have loved angry birds

They pick clumps of algae out of ponds, put googly eyes on them, and give them names. Currently they have Gerard, Homophobic Gary, Sampson, and Craig.

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

Technically the inside of the earth is all metal so Tachihara should just throw the earth at fyodor problem solved

I hope it is all you ever dreamed of and more <3

Technically the inside of the earth is all metal so Tachihara should just throw the earth at fyodor problem solved

No one ever let Toph and Tachihara interact

Technically the inside of the earth is all metal so Tachihara should just throw the earth at fyodor problem solved

Chuuya tried to get Dazai to be nicer to Akutagawa, and tells him to start with little things, like getting him small gifts

Dazai hands this to him at the end of their next training session

Being a Hunting Dogs fan is looking at all the other characters "dying" and thinking your favorites will be fine too. Like a fool

I picked a favorite organization and according to asagiri I picked wrong

This review was left on a love calculator app and I simply had too.

I am a simple man. I scroll. I see Chuuya Nakahara. I say smash out loud to the empty room. I continue to scroll.

Back in April I was in a partial hospitalization program, and one of the activities they had us do to keep us occupied was dye hard boiled eggs for Easter. So of course my first thought was "What if I eat one with the shell on like Tecchou"

Then someone did

So you’re telling me Fukuchi genuinely rolled up with a 6 year old military vet, a 13 year old thief, a blind criminal mastermind, and Tecchou, who is Tecchou, and just asked to have a super powered military unit? And they said yes???

I didn't know that, that's actually really sweet

Dazai has a straight jacket that says "I went to Meursault and all I got was this dumb shirt"

Dazai has a straight jacket that says "I went to Meursault and all I got was this dumb shirt"

I hope he bruises his nonexistent ass

The real reason Lord Francis sided with the ADA and against the Decay of Angels is because he took one look at Fyodor and said "I ain't working with no damn commies"

Kunikida makes his math students calculate the exact equation as a final project and they all fail the class

Are you a Dazai's flat ass truther or is this man blessed by the bakery

honestly, bros ass fluctuates like the moon phases. Like there’s a schedule or smth that determines whether his ass will be flatter than a board or caked up in the next scene.

is he fat-assing or flat-assing?

it all depends on the pythagorean theorem, and how the artists feel in the moment

Look. I'm just saying. No where in Bungo Stray Dogs does it specifically say that Dazai is NOT secretly Mariah Carey

Teruko should have known what she was getting herself into when she walked into bsd, the child murder show, and willingly chose to be twelve

I don't think I've ever stopped thinking about this post. It's just so good. I need to how Fyodor would react to Nikolai's genuine and complete adoration, and alternatively how Nikolai would react if someone, somewhere down the line, were to treat him with genuine kindness and compassion when he is at his weakest.

Let Fyodor know love and be destroyed by it, let Nikolai know love and be freed by it.

I hope Fyodor is in Nikolai's body now and that he's forced to experience Nikolai's love for him in such a way that he can't escape because he's joined them irrevocably. I hope it does something deranged to his psyche to parasitically gorge himself on someone who had, with utter, grief-stricken sincerity, mourned him.

I hope Fyodor drowns in the horrifying waves of intimacy as he subsumes the only person who didn't need a lobotomy to adore him.

When will bsd characters learn that murdering their husbands isn't a valid replacement for intense psychotherapy

Guys. The world's only hope is in France. France. We're fucked.

One of my favorite things about the Lovecraft fight is how John, the guild guy, is just minding his own business with Dazai threatening him, and the whole time they are watching Chuuya fight Dazai just can’t help but be so in love that he spends the whole time info dumping to this random ass guild stranger about Chuuya like a middle school girl yapping about her crush