I Found These Stock Images And Couldn't Stop Laughing For An Hour.

I found these stock images and couldn't stop laughing for an hour.

This is not how one "does science".

I encourage you to submit any captions you deem appropriate.

The Grand Tour III

There was a young lass out of Buda

Who'd spend ev'ry hour in the nuda

Ever the best,

She'd fucked half of Pest

In many an act all the cruda.

Love's a Witch

Three witches convenes in a coven

And summoned a penis for lovin'.

They found him too cold,

So a witch, who was quite bold,

Heated it in a microwave oven.

*Ding*

Yet another entry from the Rouge Writer Raph.

The Grand Tour VII

In Bonn, lives a kinky concoctor (You must try her once 'fore you've knocked her) She'll gladly play nice, If you'll only scream thrice: "Please tie me up, Fräulein Doktor!"

To boldly go where no man has gone before

There once was a Captain named Kirk

Who had quite a dazzling smirk.

From Scalos to Kelva

This space Casanova

Was likely to "bring home his work".

The Grand Tour V

An incorrigible cad out of Wales  Indulges in nighttime travails, And o'er green dales and valleys, Keeps impeccable tallies Of all the young Welsh girls he nails.