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To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
To boldly go where no man has gone before
There once was a Captain named Kirk
Who had quite a dazzling smirk.
From Scalos to Kelva
This space Casanova
Was likely to "bring home his work".
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"The Ig Nobel Prizes honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think. The prizes are intended to celebrate the unusual, honor the imaginative — and spur people's interest in science, medicine, and technology. Every year, in a gala ceremony in Harvard's Sanders Theatre, 1200 splendidly eccentric spectators watch the winners step forward to accept their Prizes. These are physically handed out by genuinely bemused genuine Nobel laureates."
'In English,' Professor Austin said, 'a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.' A voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
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The Grand Tour II
There once was a boy from Antwerp,
Who'd taken much joy in the slurp
Of pussy, hirsute,
And when finished, to boot,
Would always conclude with a burp.
The Grand Tour V
An incorrigible cad out of Wales Indulges in nighttime travails, And o'er green dales and valleys, Keeps impeccable tallies Of all the young Welsh girls he nails.
The Grand Tour VII
In Bonn, lives a kinky concoctor (You must try her once 'fore you've knocked her) She'll gladly play nice, If you'll only scream thrice: "Please tie me up, Fräulein Doktor!"